Love: Today, while my boyfriend was in the kitchen, he got three text...

By How strange - 20/04/2013 12:02 - United States

Today, while my boyfriend was in the kitchen, he got three text messages, all of which were from "Babe 2", "Babe 3", and "Babe 4". FML

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By girlwithaprob - 13/11/2010 21:45 - United States

Today, my boyfriend told me I was the only girl he'd ever text, call, or flirt with again. Later on he told two other girls exactly the same thing on Facebook, not realizing that everybody can read wall messages. FML

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By Anonymous - 15/12/2023 17:00 - United States - Uvalde

Today, I was at dinner with my boyfriend. About 30 minutes into dinner and I see my exes come in, one by one. In the end, they were all sitting at the same table. My boyfriend got up and went to the bathroom. He came back and sat down with them. Apparently my boyfriend went through my phone and called all of them. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/06/2015 05:03

Today, I received a beautiful, heart-felt text from my boyfriend detailing all the ways he loved me. He probably should have emphasized just how big his heart is though because he sent the text to three other women too. Thank you, group messaging. FML

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By well, now what - 12/12/2014 14:39 - United States - Broken Arrow

Today, I confronted my boyfriend after he received a text with a bunch of hearts on it. After arguing, turns out it was from me. FML

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By Anonymous - 14/07/2019 16:00

Today, I got to wake up to a text from my boyfriend that said, "U got competition." FML

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By Anonymous - 10/05/2009 18:46 - United States

Today, my boyfriend texted me saying, "I can come over today. She thinks I've got work." I think he had the wrong number. FML

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By mrsfantastic - 12/09/2010 14:02 - United Kingdom

Today, I was recovering from an operation. After I felt better, I checked my phone. There were 35 missed calls and angry text messages from my boyfriend asking why I wasn't at his house to cook his dinner. FML

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By anonymous - 22/11/2009 20:23 - United States

Today, I got a text from a woman containing many naked pictures of her. Apparently she meant to send those to her boyfriend whose number is one digit from mine. The bad part? My girlfriend was using my phone when I received that message. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/10/2018 03:00

Today, at 3am, my boyfriend's phone notifications kept going off. I attempted to wake him up, but he didn't budge. When I went to silence it, I saw his Ashley Madison notification, followed by Tinder, Zoosk, and Plenty of Fish. We've been monogamous over a year... or so I thought. FML

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By Anna - 02/07/2009 13:31 - United States

Today, I called back a number I recently missed a call from. To my surprise, it was the number of my boyfriend's fiancé. I've been with him 4 years, he's been with her for 6. Turns out, not only is he a cheating jerk, but technically I'M the other woman. FML

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iarefatal 9

Saturday 20 April 2013 15:57

That means you must be babe 1! You should feel so special! Or you could be babe 5 or 6... In that case not so much.

Welshite 39

Saturday 20 April 2013 15:57

He has simply started raising pigs. No worries, OP.

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AnimeBitch 14

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:01

Ex 1.

Angeuh_fml 21

Saturday 20 April 2013 18:51

Time to rename his entry in your mobile OP ;)

c4rpi0 20

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:01

At least your number one to him but still dump the douche

Adhdkid107 9

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:03

I'm really sorry OP! Time for a new boyfriend! I mean he's a bastard. Good luck!

AshleighNason 24

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:04

Switch up the names on his phone so he really doesn't know which "babe" he's talking to.

lexi365 20

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:24

Cruel. Too cruel...... I like it!

perdix 29

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:25

#17, re-route them all to his mom. That'll fix him. At least it will show her what she taught him about treating women.

perdix 29

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:11

I guess he's in the kitchen making lots and lots of sammiches!

Jharrist89 12

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:15

Time to pack it up and move on op!

perdix 29

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:17

You should have replied to each of the "Babes" by dumping them and admitting that you are secretly gay. Ask them not to out you. You're going to get a lot of funny looks when you are with him, but you won't have to worry about the competition.

s0m3guy2010 21

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:27

It could even make sense that OP's boyfriend is gay. Somebody told me that he had a boyfriend that looked like a girlfriend starting sometime in February of last year. It's not confidential. They still have potential, so doing this could work.

Xatraris 38

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:36

But they were a rushing, rushing around. Nice Killers reference.

AshaaFerreira 22

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:18

Talk to him and see what this is all about hopefully it's a joke. If not tell him he needs to rearrange his contact names to replace babe 1

Grand_Cookie 21

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:31

I'm slightly disturbed by the number of people that seem to be okay with this. Screw that.

KLeePrice 11

Saturday 20 April 2013 16:33

When I moderated this, she said she just told him she was pregnant and in his excitement went to the kitchen to get something to drink. Then he received 3 messages from babe 2, 3 and 4.....?