By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, while making New Year's resolutions, I realized that I haven't hung out with anybody other than my family in over two years and I started crying. When my mom came in and I explained why I was crying, she replied, "Well that sucks. I'm off to have lunch with some friends. See you later!" FML
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Doortje 29
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If you don't like not having a life, start making one. It's not like people get one on Christmas day or something, you have to actually do something for it.

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The_Dude_Abides_ 0
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go bowling dude it's a great place to make friends man!!

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BlahLand 0

then start goin out more with friends ? ahaha mom's a WIN lol

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TheRealFamilyGuy 5
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I think you need a big cup of HTFU

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iSitt 0

Your fml contains the key to your cure.

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fml2943288398298 0
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Maybe instead of crying go hang out with your friends..

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hater118 0

ikr lol

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The_Dude_Abides_ 0
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go bowling dude it's a great place to make friends man!!

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rottentomatoes 7
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your mom obviously has a better social life than you do. Go have some fun with your friends, or get some friends!

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tribridags 0

I love juicy bawls in mah mouf

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gozar_fml 1
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You love juicy bowels?

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Doortje 29
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If you don't like not having a life, start making one. It's not like people get one on Christmas day or something, you have to actually do something for it.

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Idonebeenhad 17

BEST CUPCAKE EVER

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MzKylz 0
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epic win on your mothers half lol

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DocBastard 38
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I assume that your resolutions are as follows: 1) Stop being a fucking pussy 2) Make at least one friend 3) Get out of the house 4) Stop being a FUCKING PUSSY

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Vehicle 1
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Just don't accept their candy!!!!!!!!

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Sanostol2 0
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yeah, that guy who's driving the free candy van isnt your friend!

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tmmundy 17

lmao....those vans are everywhere!!! you would think the police would catch on to their scam and shut them down.

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Ran3 0
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don't listen to them! the guys in the van have the BEST candy!

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talb1 7

Ran, knows what he is talking about.

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macskapingvin 0
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First rule of making friends: talk to strangers.

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Doortje 29
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Nooo, you shouldn't talk to strangers, that's dangerous! Geez, didn't your parents teach you ANYTHING?!

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rbell2915 0
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*facepalm* How else do you expect to make friends? Last time I checked you couldn't buy them...

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macskapingvin 0
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Of course you can - the slave trade is still alive and well!

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Battledog5006 0

get some friends you fat pussy, try chatroulette

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maybaybe 0
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No, not chatroulette. That will scar her for life.

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Shaggy_92 5

kick ass shirt bro!

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MnBran6 0
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Your shirt should say "no chicks at all", we all know you gobble balls ya douchy taco.

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MadPercussion 0
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Yeah you could do that, if you want penises for friends...

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