FML : Today, while making New Year's resolutions, I realized that I haven't hung out with anybody other than my family in over two years and I started crying....

Today, while making New Year's resolutions, I realized that I haven't hung out with anybody other than my family in over two years and I started crying. When my mom came in and I explained why I was crying, she replied, "Well that sucks. I'm off to have lunch with some friends. See you later!" FML

I agree, your life sucks

You deserved it

By Anonymous / Sunday 2 January 2011 05:17 / United States

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By Doortje | 28

#1920961 - Sunday 2 January 2011 12:32

If you don't like not having a life, start making one. It's not like people get one on Christmas day or something, you have to actually do something for it.

By The_Dude_Abides_ | 0

#1920951 - Sunday 2 January 2011 12:30

go bowling dude it's a great place to make friends man!!

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By BlahLand | 0

#1920944 - Sunday 2 January 2011 12:28

then start goin out more with friends ? ahaha mom's a WIN lol

TheRealFamilyGuy | 5

#1921028 - Sunday 2 January 2011 12:52

I think you need a big cup of HTFU

iSitt | 0

#1921524 - Sunday 2 January 2011 18:46

Your fml contains the key to your cure.

By fml2943288398298 | 0

#1920946 - Sunday 2 January 2011 12:29

Maybe instead of crying go hang out with your friends..

hater118 | 0

#1921607 - Sunday 2 January 2011 19:33

ikr lol

By The_Dude_Abides_ | 0

#1920951 - Sunday 2 January 2011 12:30

go bowling dude it's a great place to make friends man!!

By rottentomatoes | 7

#1920955 - Sunday 2 January 2011 12:30

your mom obviously has a better social life than you do.
Go have some fun with your friends, or get some friends!

By tribridags | 0

#1920957 - Sunday 2 January 2011 12:31

I love juicy bawls in mah mouf

gozar_fml | 1

#1922884 - Monday 3 January 2011 9:38

You love juicy bowels?

By Doortje | 28

#1920961 - Sunday 2 January 2011 12:32

If you don't like not having a life, start making one. It's not like people get one on Christmas day or something, you have to actually do something for it.

Idonebeenhad | 17

#4345408 - Monday 23 April 2012 22:22

BEST CUPCAKE EVER

By MzKylz | 0

#1920971 - Sunday 2 January 2011 12:34

epic win on your mothers half lol

By DocBastard | 38

#1920979 - Sunday 2 January 2011 12:36

I assume that your resolutions are as follows:

1) Stop being a fucking pussy
2) Make at least one friend
3) Get out of the house
4) Stop being a FUCKING PUSSY