Today, while making New Year's resolutions, I realized that I haven't hung out with anybody other than my family in over two years and I started crying. When my mom came in and I explained why I was crying, she replied, "Well that sucks. I'm off to have lunch with some friends. See you later!" FML
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Doortje
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If you don't like not having a life, start making one. It's not like people get one on Christmas day or something, you have to actually do something for it.
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The_Dude_Abides_
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go bowling dude it's a great place to make friends man!!
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BlahLand
| 0
then start goin out more with friends ? ahaha mom's a WIN lol
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TheRealFamilyGuy
| 5
I think you need a big cup of HTFU
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iSitt
| 0
Your fml contains the key to your cure.
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fml2943288398298
| 0
Maybe instead of crying go hang out with your friends..
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hater118
| 0
ikr lol
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The_Dude_Abides_
| 0
go bowling dude it's a great place to make friends man!!
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rottentomatoes
| 7
your mom obviously has a better social life than you do.
Go have some fun with your friends, or get some friends!
Go have some fun with your friends, or get some friends!
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tribridags
| 0
I love juicy bawls in mah mouf
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gozar_fml
| 1
You love juicy bowels?
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Doortje
| 29
If you don't like not having a life, start making one. It's not like people get one on Christmas day or something, you have to actually do something for it.
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Idonebeenhad
| 17
BEST CUPCAKE EVER
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MzKylz
| 0
epic win on your mothers half lol
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DocBastard
| 38
I assume that your resolutions are as follows:
1) Stop being a fucking pussy
2) Make at least one friend
3) Get out of the house
4) Stop being a FUCKING PUSSY
1) Stop being a fucking pussy
2) Make at least one friend
3) Get out of the house
4) Stop being a FUCKING PUSSY
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Vehicle
| 1
Just don't accept their candy!!!!!!!!
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Sanostol2
| 0
yeah, that guy who's driving the free candy van isnt your friend!
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tmmundy
| 17
lmao....those vans are everywhere!!! you would think the police would catch on to their scam and shut them down.
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Ran3
| 0
don't listen to them! the guys in the van have the BEST candy!
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talb1
| 7
Ran, knows what he is talking about.
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macskapingvin
| 0
First rule of making friends: talk to strangers.
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Doortje
| 29
Nooo, you shouldn't talk to strangers, that's dangerous! Geez, didn't your parents teach you ANYTHING?!
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Doortje
| 29
*you. Ugh.
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rbell2915
| 0
*facepalm*
How else do you expect to make friends?
Last time I checked you couldn't buy them...
How else do you expect to make friends?
Last time I checked you couldn't buy them...
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macskapingvin
| 0
Of course you can - the slave trade is still alive and well!
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Battledog5006
| 0
get some friends you fat pussy, try chatroulette
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maybaybe
| 0
No, not chatroulette. That will scar her for life.
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Shaggy_92
| 5
kick ass shirt bro!
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MnBran6
| 0
Your shirt should say "no chicks at all", we all know you gobble balls ya douchy taco.
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MadPercussion
| 0
Yeah you could do that, if you want penises for friends...