Today, while making New Year's resolutions, I realized that I haven't hung out with anybody other than my family in over two years and I started crying. When my mom came in and I explained why I was crying, she replied, "Well that sucks. I'm off to have lunch with some friends. See you later!" FML
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Wild Nights Out
Last call, bad decisions and 3 a.m. texts you'll regret until noon. Cheers.
Today, my sister-in-law asked why I wasn't out partying with my friends to celebrate the new year. My mom then asked "What friends?". Ah, the new year begins. FML
Today, I was feeling very sad and alone, so I went to see my mom. I was there for over two hours, but she was on the phone gossiping with her church hens for about an hour and 45 minutes. Then she wonders why I hardly ever visit. FML
Today, I was finally alone for the first time in a year. I thought I'd go to a restaurant, but ended up getting there before they opened. While waiting, I listened to music, only to end up crying for several minutes because I haven't had a girlfriend since 2010, and never will again. FML
Today, I asked my husband to spend New Year's with me watching a movie or maybe spending some time together. He said, "I can't upset my family by coming to celebrate New Year's with you." For context, we live separately because my Dad passed away and I can't leave my mum alone. FML
Today, I got invited out by friends for coffee after I broke up with my boyfriend. When I told my mom where I was going, she looked at me and said, "But you don't have friends. All your friends are pixels. Where are you really going?" FML
Today, I was at a goodbye dinner with friends before I move back to America. A friend called to cry over relationship problems she refuses to fix. While I was outside trying to politely get off the phone, my friends ate and drank everything I'd ordered and closed the bill. FML
Today, I talked to my mom about hanging out with her. She got out her phone to schedule an appointment. FML
Today, I noticed that my weekend hobby is crying. I live in a city where I don't have a single friend or relative. FML
Today, after a huge heartbreak and a night of crying, I wake up to an empty house. I go in the kitchen to make breakfast and see a note on the counter saying "We heard you crying last night and didn't want to hear you complaining this morning, so we went to the mall. - Mom" FML
Today, it's again one of many times my mom dropped me off at the mall to hang out with friends. Since I have no friends, I shop by myself and always tell her I had "so much fun". FML
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Doortje 30
If you don't like not having a life, start making one. It's not like people get one on Christmas day or something, you have to actually do something for it.
The_Dude_Abides_ 0
go bowling dude it's a great place to make friends man!!
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Comments (69)
Desperation 0
It's your fault, /B/ro.
Allymeme 3
LOOOOOSSSSSEEEEEEEEEEEERRRRRRRRR
Shinygirlnz 1
OK, well, that really sucks and I'm sure you feel terrible. When you're done crying, you'll see that at least you've identified the issue, and you already know the only person who has the power to do anything about it - you.
bubbagump2011 0
get some friends
ulicksam 0
What did you want her to do? Hang out and help you do exactly what you're complaining about? YDI.
Welshblood123 0
Yeah I get that kinda sucks...I'm not exactly sure if my friends are 'friends'...they were planning to ditch me at the cinema and not to mention I'm going through severe depression from anxiety and stress. I can't make new friends because I get picked on at school EVERY single day and before you say anything let's be honest telling the school will just make me look like i'm a rat - which is the last thing I need on my back and I don't want to be a rat either. Between a rock and a hard place.
Allymeme 3
stop trying to get pity
notsoluckypup 12
Yeah OP...I'm going through a simliar situation and have been for about 6 years now, and I now have bipolar depression because of it, so just know that you're not alone ...
SullenMuerte 0
this ispretty sad but way to funny op ..ur mom's a bitch
boomboombitch 3
go cry somewhere else ya pussy
danii1996 0
Wats so wrong with spending time with family ... thers gonna b enough time to hang with friends later on