Miscellaneous: Today, my sister-in-law asked why I wasn't out partying with...

By nobffs - 01/01/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, my sister-in-law asked why I wasn't out partying with my friends to celebrate the new year. My mom then asked "What friends?". Ah, the new year begins. FML

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By tooearly - 01/01/2012 08:31 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, while making New Year's resolutions, I realized that I haven't hung out with anybody other than my family in over two years and I started crying. When my mom came in and I explained why I was crying, she replied, "Well that sucks. I'm off to have lunch with some friends. See you later!" FML

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By Shawna - 02/01/2010 01:19 - United States

Today, I got all dressed up for a New Year's party. When my parents and siblings left the house to their parties, I got undressed. I wasn't going to a party. I only got dressed up so my family would think I had plans. FML

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By AllieG33 - 05/09/2014 02:59 - United States - Albuquerque

Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML

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By stonesober - 31/12/2009 01:32 - United Kingdom

Today, I found out that "going for a meal and going out clubbing" for New Year's means me cooking for my mates and driving them to the pub. FML

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By doyouwantmedead - 21/08/2017 12:00 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, I asked my mom if I could go to a friend's birthday. She said no, claiming I had been to too many this year already. I'd only been to one. It was my own. FML

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By Not turnt - 27/07/2015 19:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, I realized the only reason my mom trusts me to stay home alone for long periods of time is because I don't have enough friends to throw a party. FML

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By Anonymous - 26/11/2013 16:43 - United States - Erie

Today, I had a family get-together for my birthday. I got to watch all my family members get piss-drunk and argue over who's having the worst time. FML

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By Anonymous - 01/01/2010 10:29 - United States

Today, I thought my family would like it if I celebrated the new year with them. My brother thought that I'd like him to shoot my butt with his new gun in celebration. FML

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By Anonymous - 03/09/2009 13:25 - United States

Today, I was talking to my sister-in-law on the phone. She brought up the family reunion last weekend and how my family is so strange. I didn't know there was a reunion, I wasn't invited. FML

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Friday 1 January 2010 12:26

willosh_fml 0

Friday 1 January 2010 12:41

same here... kinda

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Miki_xx 0

Friday 1 January 2010 12:09

first yey =] FYL ur mum is a super bitch O.o

ipwnallmen 10

Friday 1 January 2010 12:16

lol! im getting major laughs outta you miki-chan!

grimmelok 0

Friday 1 January 2010 12:10

Get friends.

ipwnallmen 10

Friday 1 January 2010 12:11

ouch!but i like how this is worded XD tell your mom to butt out! and make a resolution to have as much fun, but take precautions

fatalkiss 0

Friday 1 January 2010 12:26

willosh_fml 0

Friday 1 January 2010 12:41

same here... kinda

thecirclingskies 0

Friday 1 January 2010 12:47

I had the exact same conversation; for New Years I spent time trolling /b/ and went on FML. Better than partying.

amy397123 0

Friday 1 January 2010 13:32

Rules 1&2 *facepalm*

Jodziee 0

Friday 1 January 2010 14:22

Are only applicable during raids.

amy397123 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 5:19

We don't need more cancer.

shamille 5

Friday 1 January 2010 14:41

there's your new year's resolution

UnluckyAsUsual 0

Friday 1 January 2010 14:47

Same thing happened to me. I answered "Carl and Matt" and then she replied "Ah, they are nice boys". You dumb or something? She just asked you which friends you were going with.