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By nobffs - 01/01/2010 06:10 - United States

Today, my sister-in-law asked why I wasn't out partying with my friends to celebrate the new year. My mom then asked "What friends?". Ah, the new year begins. FML

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By Anonymous - 02/01/2011 05:17 - United States

Today, while making New Year's resolutions, I realized that I haven't hung out with anybody other than my family in over two years and I started crying. When my mom came in and I explained why I was crying, she replied, "Well that sucks. I'm off to have lunch with some friends. See you later!" FML

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By doyouwantmedead - 21/08/2017 12:00 - United Kingdom - Northolt

Today, I asked my mom if I could go to a friend's birthday. She said no, claiming I had been to too many this year already. I'd only been to one. It was my own. FML

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By Nick Nameous - 01/01/2009 06:22 - United States

Today, I celebrated the new year. Alone. FML

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By tooearly - 01/01/2012 08:31 - United States

Today, I told my mom I was going to a New Year's party. She told me to be back by midnight. FML

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Classic blunder

By Anonymous - 15/05/2012 14:13 - United States

Today, I found out my best friend was having a birthday party and I wasn't invited, so I asked her why. She replied, "What birthday party?" It was a surprise birthday party. FML

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Bad news

By Anonymous - 24/05/2020 23:00

Today, I was hanging out with my friends and my sister, we were all wasted and I was making jokes. My sister then gets a phone call, I leave the room to get a drink and I hear everyone go a bit silent I come back in and all of the sudden everyone looks at me. My friend says, "Um… I'm so sorry, your mom passed." FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 08:57 - United States - Portland

Today, I was excited that my sister called me for the first time in months. She asked me to stop watching "Friends" so she could use the Netflix account. Now, I still have an absentee sister and no Friends. FML

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By Anonymous - 29/08/2011 05:15 - United States

Today, while at my boyfriend's cousin's birthday party, I was hanging around with his sister as I didn't know anyone. She was talking to some friends when one of them asked her, "So, is your brother still going out with that crazy chick?" Her answer was to introduce me. FML

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By Bullet - 13/08/2010 16:28 - United States

Today, I had to go along with my mom to meet some of her old friends from high school. When they asked her about how her life was going, she said she was married, always traveling, no kids, and introduced me as the neighbor's kid she babysits. FML

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Empty nest

By AllieG33 - This FML is from back in 2014 but it's good stuff - United States - Albuquerque

Today, after returning from taking my sister off to college, my parents told me that our house would be a lot quieter with my sister gone. Not because she's loud, but because she has friends and I apparently don't. FML

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fatalkiss 0

Friday 1 January 2010 12:26

willosh_fml 0

Friday 1 January 2010 12:41

same here... kinda

Comments

Miki_xx 0

Friday 1 January 2010 12:09

first yey =] FYL ur mum is a super bitch O.o

ipwnallmen 10

Friday 1 January 2010 12:16

lol! im getting major laughs outta you miki-chan!

grimmelok 0

Friday 1 January 2010 12:10

Get friends.

ipwnallmen 10

Friday 1 January 2010 12:11

ouch!but i like how this is worded XD tell your mom to butt out! and make a resolution to have as much fun, but take precautions

fatalkiss 0

Friday 1 January 2010 12:26

willosh_fml 0

Friday 1 January 2010 12:41

same here... kinda

thecirclingskies 0

Friday 1 January 2010 12:47

I had the exact same conversation; for New Years I spent time trolling /b/ and went on FML. Better than partying.

amy397123 0

Friday 1 January 2010 13:32

Rules 1&2 *facepalm*

Jodziee 0

Friday 1 January 2010 14:22

Are only applicable during raids.

amy397123 0

Thursday 7 January 2010 5:19

We don't need more cancer.

shamille 5

Friday 1 January 2010 14:41

there's your new year's resolution

UnluckyAsUsual 0

Friday 1 January 2010 14:47

Same thing happened to me. I answered "Carl and Matt" and then she replied "Ah, they are nice boys". You dumb or something? She just asked you which friends you were going with.