FML : A Bugs Bunny Baptism

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A Bugs Bunny Baptism

Today, my new bunny was uncharacteristically sitting happily on my lap when I began to feel a spreading, warm sensation. At the same time, my boyfriend picked up the bunny and in the process sprayed me from head to toe with urine as well as our couch and floor. FML

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By Anonymous - / Saturday 5 August 2017 05:00 / Netherlands

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By DataWog | 28

#7522661 - Saturday 5 August 2017 7:33

Yeah, you really gotta be careful with pets being uncharacteristically still... my mouse did that once, and when I stopped reading to see what she was doing, I found 4 babies on my belly. Which she ended up eating.

By sweetbliss3 | 37

#7522576 - Saturday 5 August 2017 6:10

which part is your brain incapable of understanding? pretty self explanatory. bunny peed, bf picked up peeing bunny, gf got peed on more than original place.
whew! that was hard.

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By Chris Smith | 9

#7522523 - Saturday 5 August 2017 5:15

Wait....What?????

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sweetbliss3 | 37

#7522576 - Saturday 5 August 2017 6:10

which part is your brain incapable of understanding? pretty self explanatory. bunny peed, bf picked up peeing bunny, gf got peed on more than original place.
whew! that was hard.

By species4872 | 19

#7522608 - Saturday 5 August 2017 6:42

Ur ine trekking to new experiences and adventures by the sounds of it.

By DataWog | 28

#7522661 - Saturday 5 August 2017 7:33

Yeah, you really gotta be careful with pets being uncharacteristically still... my mouse did that once, and when I stopped reading to see what she was doing, I found 4 babies on my belly. Which she ended up eating.

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Mathalamus | 23

#7522951 - Saturday 5 August 2017 12:08

Well, that can't be pleasant to know...

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DataWog | 28

#7525802 - Monday 7 August 2017 13:45

It was pretty unpleasant, yes. Especially since she only ate the heads. You can imagine how upsetting that might have been to an 8 year old hoping to see a nest full of adorable baby animals.

By RichardPencil | 27

#7522681 - Saturday 5 August 2017 7:51

You’re no bunny until some bunny loves you.

By ghetto_child | 18

#7522700 - Saturday 5 August 2017 8:09

At least now you can say that you've had a golden shower!

By Glowworm56 | 25

#7523084 - Saturday 5 August 2017 14:14

That title had me rolling with laughter!

By buckdharma | 35

#7523090 - Saturday 5 August 2017 14:19

Since your bunny likes to spread a warm sensation all over your private parts I suggest you name him Yours And Mine. Ok? Ynot?

By egnur_mas | 19

#7523128 - Saturday 5 August 2017 14:50

Your bunny must've really needed to pee to cover you from head to toe!

By Thomas Dirickson | 4

#7523191 - Saturday 5 August 2017 15:48

I had rabbits that happens

By tonyfan00 | 38

#7523383 - Saturday 5 August 2017 19:11

I've heard of golden showers, but I can't say I've ever heard of one from a rabbit...

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