Intimacy: Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead... - FML

By again? - 15/03/2016 10:03 - United States - Olympia

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Today, while making love to my boyfriend, I noticed that instead of looking at me, he was admiring himself in the mirror. FML

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BlackHawkSavior 28

Wednesday 16 March 2016 1:35

Could he not be looking at you in the mirror as well?

Emma1562 35

Wednesday 16 March 2016 1:33

Hmm....maybe he wants to see his ****** face idk

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Laphog 17

Wednesday 16 March 2016 3:39

It's a weird feeling noticing yourself getting fatter in the mirror while ******* someone . Because you know you can't be THAT unattractive if you're still getting some . Talk about cognitive dissonance

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 16 March 2016 3:41

With a name again this has to be common...perhaps but a poster in the place or take it down in the future...

bryce0110 23

Wednesday 16 March 2016 4:07

You're dating either Kanye West or Donald Trump, I'm sorry to say.

JKPwnage 27

Wednesday 16 March 2016 4:42

TIL OP's boyfriend is Gaston

chickypie1987 23

Wednesday 16 March 2016 5:10

Is he a narcissist much?

silverkaast 9

Wednesday 16 March 2016 5:16

highly probable that he was watching both of you. watching him shag you was probably awesome for him. it's like ****, but live, and he was the star, and you the starlet.

andrmac 25

Wednesday 16 March 2016 5:31

It's kinda a guy thing to see themselves, and you as being a great image of recreating the **** perspective with you both being the stars. I wouldn't take it personal.

YFOS_fml 17

Wednesday 16 March 2016 6:20

I do that sometimes. I turn myself of and my husband and I have better sex coz of it

Cenobyte 10

Wednesday 16 March 2016 6:23

Don't be too concerned. Lots of guys like to watch themselves have sex.

nwwaverider 14

Wednesday 16 March 2016 7:19

Every guy does that it's like a real life ****... Ha

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