By jessiejaybee - 18/11/2014 10:41 - United States

Today, while lying in bed cuddling with my cat after getting stood up, I found out that even 80-year-old Charles Manson is engaged to be married. FML
I agree, your life sucks 34 575
You deserved it 3 719

Same thing different taste

Top comments

Your time will come, no need to worry! There's someone for everyone!

No one can resist serial killers. Literally.


Your time will come, no need to worry! There's someone for everyone!

Manson getting engaged really proves this point.

Yes, your time will come! When you're 80.

Well, there are always weirdos who glamourize killers. If I went and shot five people, just the sheer amount of people in the US means at least a couple people would find me attractive for it.

incoherentrmblr 21

Actually, it needs more cowbell...

Im sure there is somebody for you out there

No one can resist serial killers. Literally.

orphanclubber 8

I'll admit I laughed as horrible as it is :P

@45 I don't think you understand the joke. o.O

#64, please explain the joke, because it looks like they were legitimately asking who he is.

sorry you got stood up. but comparing yourself other people isn't going to be helpful.

ileenefudge 29
ChopSuey444 20

You should probably Google before you speak

Trusting Google as fact, is just as dangerous as assuming.

ileenefudge 29

I wasn't assuming. I honestly thought he was dead. It was a statement not an assumption.

Sorry, I wasn't referring to you in my statement. I was trying to prove a point about telling people what they should do and the comparative dangers in bad advice and assumptions. I actually +1 you. He should be dead, imho.

ileenefudge 29

Oh ok. I wasn't sure why so many people thumbed me down. Surely I'm not the only one who thought he was dead until I heard about the 26 year old woman who married him. I never hear about him at all until the whole wedding thing so I was sure most people haven't either.

You are envying him... Set your goals higher then just having a mate... Things will work out in the long run as long as you do something about it.

In all fairness, he's famous. You're a nobody. I jest, I jest. Anyhow, a cat + vibrator is better than 50% of men you'll find out there.

#10, just because we aren't famous, doesn't make anyone a nobody. We are all "something" to someone.

We don't need men! We need more adorable cats to purr in our faces! :)