By jessiejaybee - 18/11/2014 10:41 - United States

Today, while lying in bed cuddling with my cat after getting stood up, I found out that even 80-year-old Charles Manson is engaged to be married. FML
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lnheritance 19

Your time will come, no need to worry! There's someone for everyone!

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Googolman 29

No one can resist serial killers. Literally.

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lnheritance 19

Your time will come, no need to worry! There's someone for everyone!

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Senseless_487 29

Manson getting engaged really proves this point.

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fsomelife 26

Yes, your time will come! When you're 80.

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Foto_1 12

Well, there are always weirdos who glamourize killers. If I went and shot five people, just the sheer amount of people in the US means at least a couple people would find me attractive for it.

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incoherentrmblr 21

Actually, it needs more cowbell...

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spamhands1 18

Im sure there is somebody for you out there

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Googolman 29

No one can resist serial killers. Literally.

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orphanclubber 8

I'll admit I laughed as horrible as it is :P

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Puffytruffles 18

@45 I don't think you understand the joke. o.O

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JayGatsby 25

#64, please explain the joke, because it looks like they were legitimately asking who he is.

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lillord55 10

sorry you got stood up. but comparing yourself other people isn't going to be helpful.

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ileenefudge 29

I thought he was dead.

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ChopSuey444 20

You should probably Google before you speak

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devildog562 33

Trusting Google as fact, is just as dangerous as assuming.

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ileenefudge 29

I wasn't assuming. I honestly thought he was dead. It was a statement not an assumption.

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devildog562 33

Sorry, I wasn't referring to you in my statement. I was trying to prove a point about telling people what they should do and the comparative dangers in bad advice and assumptions. I actually +1 you. He should be dead, imho.

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ileenefudge 29

Oh ok. I wasn't sure why so many people thumbed me down. Surely I'm not the only one who thought he was dead until I heard about the 26 year old woman who married him. I never hear about him at all until the whole wedding thing so I was sure most people haven't either.

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devildog562 33

You are envying him... Set your goals higher then just having a mate... Things will work out in the long run as long as you do something about it.

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MrConcise 34

In all fairness, he's famous. You're a nobody. I jest, I jest. Anyhow, a cat + vibrator is better than 50% of men you'll find out there.

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Im2Shy 16

#10, just because we aren't famous, doesn't make anyone a nobody. We are all "something" to someone.

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candymonster191 16

We don't need men! We need more adorable cats to purr in our faces! :)

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