Transportation: Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about... - FML

By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 32 258

You deserved it 2 649

May Day: Lily of the Valley and Misunderstandings
When lilies of the valley bring good luck... or not! Discover the stories behind every little bell! More…

Previous FML Next FML

Same thing different taste

Pain in the neck

By Anonymous - 14/02/2020 05:00

Today, my mom drove my car and ran had to make a u turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she speeds to turn running off the road and denting my car. Make it worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions. Then follows up with it is not that bad. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 545

You deserved it 328

Kids these days, eh?

By child - 10/12/2015 02:24 - United States - Avon

Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML

I agree, your life sucks 21 444

You deserved it 1 557

By drivingmecrazy - 13/12/2016 16:54 - United States - Stamford

Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically". She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless". FML

I agree, your life sucks 8 268

You deserved it 704

By driver26 - 14/12/2010 05:15 - Canada

Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML

I agree, your life sucks 7 357

You deserved it 41 249

By notapetkiller - 26/07/2016 06:12 - United States - New Hyde Park

Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog that had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML

I agree, your life sucks 17 977

You deserved it 1 628

Two in one

By cactii - 16/02/2015 20:43 - United States

Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML

I agree, your life sucks 35 442

You deserved it 14 425

By Anonymous - 01/09/2014 14:08 - United States

Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML

I agree, your life sucks 25 624

You deserved it 45 000

Stress test

By haramara - 25/05/2021 17:01

Today, while driving on the streets for the first time, my mom decided that it would be an appropriate time to yell at me for every single mistake I’ve ever made in my life. This stressed me out so much I began driving against traffic. FML

I agree, your life sucks 1 022

You deserved it 148

By legotron - 30/10/2009 08:06 - United States

Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

I agree, your life sucks 42 876

You deserved it 2 557

By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

I agree, your life sucks 11 039

You deserved it 693

Next

Top comments

Lostinspacealone 0

Monday 31 October 2011 11:32

Oh the Irony XD

leadman1989 15

Monday 31 October 2011 11:32

Multitasking... your mom's a pro. I bet she scores really high on the breathilizer too.

Comments

Cmdr_Shepard 17

Monday 31 October 2011 16:25

FYL My parents are backseat drivers too, and they're always criticizing my driving. I've been driving for several years without accident, I don't need someone lecturing me like a menace to society.

horseracingjocey 0

Monday 31 October 2011 16:26

I think that's more of a Fml for your mom...

fanalee 10

Monday 31 October 2011 16:37

I feel ur pain!! She probably still says shes a better driver than u

Iknoweverything 29

Monday 31 October 2011 16:50

Everybody always thinks that everybody else is a worse driver than them. Ever notice that everyone going slower than you is a moron, and everyone going faster than you is an asshole? And what's really bad is the minute that you say something that the person driving missed, they just turn on you and criticize YOUR driving!

TimysterGates 15

Monday 31 October 2011 17:25

Actually it's your mom that made a fool out of herself, you did nothing wrong. You owe her a big "Look who's talking!"

dogpup4 23

Monday 31 October 2011 17:27

"I think you *hic* have an problem alcohol *hic* you sssshhhould sherously stop drinkiiiing"

blinksmilewink 23

Monday 31 October 2011 17:37

SDI.

KiddNYC1O 20

Monday 31 October 2011 17:43

Just reckless.

Duoceros 22

Monday 31 October 2011 18:40

This reminds me of the time when my father was driving me to day care and it was a snowy morning in rural Georgia. I said to my dad, "Daddy slow down, you're going too fast." He in turn said, "Don't tell me how to drive. I drove a cab in New York City for 20 years!" 30 seconds later he spun out and ended up in a ditch. Karma is a bitch and acts quickly sometimes.

ccoverup 5

Monday 31 October 2011 21:22

How is this f your life? Its more like f ur moms life -.-

1
2
3
4
5
6
7

Keywords

Annoying Gamers Video games Kids Birthday Money Cute Weird Awkward Love Health Abuse Relatable Social Media Scams School Education Parents Anger issues Teenagers Family Relationship advice Capitalism Miscellaneous Public freakouts Grieving Mental health Geek Music Poopoo peepee

The Top

Today, I was driving to visit my parents for the first time in two years. After spending about $4000 to make sure my car wouldn't break down on the journey, around the halfway point, the front tire popped and the engine blew out. I'm about 5 states away from both my parents and my home. FML

I agree, your life sucks 4 732

You deserved it 489

Today, I threw an elaborate surprise birthday party for my boyfriend of four years. He thought we were going to a quiet dinner but when we arrived, thirty of his friends jumped out and surprised him. Instead of kissing me to thank me, he broke up with me because of how easily I had lied to him. FML

I agree, your life sucks 53 720

You deserved it 4 756

The Top

Today, I was driving and stopped behind a person at a stop sign. Their car didn't move for about 1 minute. I got out of my car yelling at the person. It was an old woman. She wasn't breathing. FML

I agree, your life sucks 20 158

You deserved it 36 421

Today, my friend told me she saw the girl I like at a single's night after I'd asked her out and rejecting me, for being in a complicated relationship. FML

I agree, your life sucks 529

You deserved it 250

Today, I asked my lazy daughter to go make her bed. She responded by lighting our garbage bin on fire. FML

I agree, your life sucks 44 575

You deserved it 10 192

Today, the company I applied for called up congratulating me in getting the job. I was ecstatic. Quickly enough I texted a few mates that I'd got the job. Twenty minutes later they called again, saying the trainee had accidentally called the wrong applicant. FML

I agree, your life sucks 34 565

You deserved it 2 975

Today, I found out my boyfriend uses me for two things. 1) My food. 2) My sister. FML

I agree, your life sucks 56 905

You deserved it 5 626

Today, my wife stopped halfway through a blowjob to check a notification on her phone for a game. FML

I agree, your life sucks 2 170

You deserved it 381