Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML
Collection
Black Friday
70% off something you didn't need, a stampede and a cart that crashes at checkout. Thanks, Black Friday.
Today, my mom was driving with my brothers and sister in the back seat. She was turned around talking to us, when my sister told my mom that she missed the light. She ran it, then screamed at us about not paying attention and noticing your surroundings. FML
Today, my mom drove my car and had to make a U-turn on a narrow street. Instead of slowing down, she sped up to turn, running off the road and denting my car. To make things worse, she blamed me for not giving her good directions, then followed that up with, "It's not that bad." FML
Today, while in the car with my mom, we accidentally ran over a dog who had sprinted into the road. Instead of stopping, my mom continued to drive as if nothing happened. Every time I tried to bring it up, she merely talked loudly over me. FML
Today, my mom once again yelled at me for "driving erratically." She texts while driving 70 miles per hour on the highway, but apparently driving through a yellow light is "reckless." FML
Today, I was arguing in the car with my boyfriend about who was the better driver. Being so incensed by the fact that he thought he was better made me completely zone out, and run a red light. FML
Today, I accidentally crashed my mom's car into my dad's car. FML
Today, I wrecked my car because my mom texted me, telling me not to text and drive. FML
Today, while driving on the streets for the first time, my mom decided that it would be an appropriate time to yell at me for every single mistake I’ve ever made in my life. This stressed me out so much I began driving against traffic. FML
Today, I was in a car accident. When I came home, I told my mom. She just got angry with me, blamed me for it, and didn't even ask if I was OK. FML
Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML
Feel like sharing it with the other FML users?
Thanks, your FML was submitted, and will appear in the moderation queue soon!
Top comments
Lostinspacealone 0
Oh the Irony XD
leadman1989 16
Multitasking... your mom's a pro. I bet she scores really high on the breathilizer too.
Add a comment · Reply to
You must be logged in to be able to post comments!
Comments (91)
lukeisluke 5
haha thats funny
kleopath 11
Shouldn't this be the mom's fml? You didn't do anything fail worthy....
Miscellaneous519 2
Well no, but I mean he/she was in a car accident... that kinda sucks.
khat31 2
like mother like daughter
OgreBS 0
Runs in the family.....
Ray_of_midnight 23
Hopefully you're both OK.
monagro 22
Wow, you must really be a bad driver if you're worse than her...
private1111 0
I this case, "she deserved it."
rockvixen 0
this is more like an FML for your mom, not you
sweetheartslim 0
Same here, dude! Cool story, bro!
oxxxjackyxxxo 3
runs in the family