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By Anonymous - 31/10/2011 04:12 - United States

Today, while in the car with my mom, she gave me a lecture about how bad of a driver I am. During that process she ran a red light and hit a car. FML

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Today, I was hit by a car speeding through an intersection after the light had already turned red. Still partly blacked out, I crawled onto the sidewalk and I sat down. The woman rolled down her car window and yelled, "Watch where you're going!" as she drove by. FML

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By Imwalkinghere - 04/11/2016 01:26 - United States

Today, while I was walking to class, I was hit by a car. The driver stopped to let me cross in front of her, started moving again, hit me, and then yelled at me, saying it was my fault for walking in front of her. FML

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Lostinspacealone 0

Monday 31 October 2011 11:32

Oh the Irony XD

leadman1989 15

Monday 31 October 2011 11:32

Multitasking... your mom's a pro. I bet she scores really high on the breathilizer too.

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robertlovespi 3

Monday 31 October 2011 14:05

You must be one hell of a bad driver if she is telling you that you are a bad driver.

dontpush 0

Monday 31 October 2011 14:15

Women can't drive

furmum69 5

Monday 31 October 2011 14:25

Hhahaha my mums to smart for that, if I tried that it would look something like this: (ME) Mum, the apple doesn't...... (MUM) You have seen what I can do with a car, do you want to see what I can do to your face!?!? Ily mum

RedPillSucks 31

Monday 31 October 2011 14:35

OP Mom: This isn't about me, it's about you. OP: Well at least I haven't gotten into an accident. OP Mom: sigh!

loserman67 35

Monday 31 October 2011 14:41

Hey, she provided you a - real time - real life - lesson on what NOT to do behind the wheel. Look at it this was, hopefully no one was hurt - but MORE important - you now have the power to tell her to shut the **** up if she ever dares to lecture you about driving again. Congrats!

jmbarber 0

Monday 31 October 2011 15:15

wheres the "she deserves it" button, referring to your mom.

rigger61 0

Monday 31 October 2011 15:22

there should be a (she totally deserved it) button for this one

AliCat18 12

Monday 31 October 2011 15:31

hahaha! Your mom sounds quite skillful. i would never let here down for that. sweet sweet blackmail. :) jk.

jeffw1123 4

Monday 31 October 2011 15:35

if she is that bad of a driver and says your worst you guys are pretty lucky to have gotten you driver licences from a cracker jack box

Icecream93 4

Monday 31 October 2011 15:51

I wonder if she said 'Now you know how it feels to be a passenger in a car your'e driving.'

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