*forever alone face* );

Hahahahaha ***********...

Yeaaaaaa.... BUDDY!!

I know that was a joke, and it wasn't serious at all. But, that is really disgusting to even joke about.

40 - If it'd make you feel better I can give you a toothbrush to make you feel more included in the fun :)

Would you at least give me back my toothbrush once your done using it to apply peanut butter to your balls? And no, I don't want it in any vaginas. Assholes are okay though.

42 - I'm sorry that not everyone gets your FML references.

Dude it's the internet, there's way worse stuff out there

19 beat me to it :c

Man's Best Friend With Benefits

Somebody's either a lesbian or into **********...

Dirty mind..

Uh well, he kind of insulted women so she answered back! So #4 must be into ********** too. I'm a straight girl but I can't deny the fact that sometimes dogs are more faithful than men.

I insulted woman? It was a joke and no I'm not into **********

^^ comin from the guy who said dogs are more fun than women..

It goes both ways... Sometimes dogs are more faithful than women

You would prefer a leg covered in dog precum? I personally would go for nothing in this case.

.....Nobody gets that desperate.

Or do they...

wow, forever alone much?

Do you want someone who would be there when you need him? Do you want a man who'd watch romantic movies with you all night without complaining? Do you want a faithful guy who'd never cheat on you no matter what? Get a dog!

Actually, a male dog will **** any bitch in heat. It's their nature, but then again, you shouldn't be requiring fidelity from your dog. Dogs are the best pets, though.

You can't just "go and meet someone" magically either. You're making it look like it's easy.

Well at least he should try! It's better than sitting at home whining about being lonely.

Quasar - you're right, there's nothing magical about it. It's all rather mundane. Here's how it's done: Step 1: Walk outside Step 2: See people Nowhere in those 2 easy steps do you see "Sit on the couch and complain".

He should talk it over with the dog first to see of it's OK to see/meet other people. Looks like only the dog is putting in an effort in the relationship.

Maybe a girl wont materialize, but enough nights watching movies cuddling up with the dog and that manatee will turn into a mermaid.

Meating someone is easier than meeting someone.

Yup Docbastard is still THE BEST here. I don't give a shit if you agree or not, he is pure logical. Now **** off.....

Well, he did say he was having a relaxing time. I guess the dog wasn't so bad after all.