By Hollywoodanonymous - United States
  Today, I had a relaxing night watching movies with my room-mates. Everyone but I had a girl over to lie with during the movie. The closest I got all night was the multiple times my room-mate's dog tried to mount me. FML
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  Keyman1212  |  14

Would you at least give me back my toothbrush once your done using it to apply peanut butter to your balls? And no, I don't want it in any vaginas. Assholes are okay though.

  fthislyfe  |  22

Uh well, he kind of insulted women so she answered back! So #4 must be into bestiality too. I'm a straight girl but I can't deny the fact that sometimes dogs are more faithful than men.

  fthislyfe  |  22

Do you want someone who would be there when you need him? Do you want a man who'd watch romantic movies with you all night without complaining? Do you want a faithful guy who'd never cheat on you no matter what?

Get a dog!

  perdix  |  29

Actually, a male dog will fuck any bitch in heat. It's their nature, but then again, you shouldn't be requiring fidelity from your dog.

Dogs are the best pets, though.

By  DocBastard  |  38

And it took you the whole night to realise this? Are you expecting a girl to magically materialize in front of you and love you unconditionally?

Get off your ass and go meet someone.

  DocBastard  |  38

Quasar - you're right, there's nothing magical about it. It's all rather mundane. Here's how it's done:

Step 1: Walk outside
Step 2: See people

Nowhere in those 2 easy steps do you see "Sit on the couch and complain".

  Savra_fml  |  17

He should talk it over with the dog first to see of it's OK to see/meet other people. Looks like only the dog is putting in an effort in the relationship.