Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML I agree, your life sucks 127589 I agree, your life sucks 127589 You deserved it 12548 You deserved it 12548 2 0 1 66 By Flicker - / Thursday 14 May 2009 07:23 / Australia
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Today, while watching a clip of the show "16 and Pregnant" on YouTube in my room, my mom yelled from the kitchen that dinner was ready. Without skipping a beat, I yelled back, "I'm pregnant!" I'm a guy. FML I agree, your life sucks 22668 I agree, your life sucks 22668 You deserved it 24856 You deserved it 24856 85 0 0 0 58 By TheKingKen - / Friday 13 February 2015 08:40 / Australia - Perth
Today, I had to stand next to my wife at the supermarket, beet-red and pretending not to exist; about half an hour into our shopping, she completely lost... I agree, your life sucks 21427 I agree, your life sucks 21427 You deserved it 2448 You deserved it 2448 137
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Today, my boss told me she doesn't care if customers complain and told me I needed to leave my desk with a line of 10+ people waiting to be helped because... I agree, your life sucks 1255 I agree, your life sucks 1255 You deserved it 80 You deserved it 80 12
Today after literally 1000s of texts, hours of chats and banter, my co-worker and i admitted that we love each other but can’t leave our own partners for... I agree, your life sucks 438 I agree, your life sucks 438 You deserved it 1164 You deserved it 1164 24
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Today, I got on the bus and the driver said I didn't have to pay since the ticket machine was broken. I was happy to have saved £2.40 until i realised...
Today, my infant son refused to let me put him down for two minutes while I ate breakfast this morning. I was in a hurry to get to an event as it was,...
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