Today, my football club gave us all jerseys with our last names on them. My last name is 'Flicker'. The letters are all in uppercase. And the 'L' and the 'I' are joined together at the bottom. My jersey reads 'FUCKER'. FML I agree, your life sucks 127562 I agree, your life sucks 127562 You deserved it 12544 You deserved it 12544 2 0 1 61 By Flicker - / Thursday 14 May 2009 07:23 / Australia
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Today, my mom told me I was worthless and could not do anything by myself. Determined to prove her wrong I attempted to install the AC that I had neglected... I agree, your life sucks 43414 I agree, your life sucks 43414 You deserved it 16341 You deserved it 16341 168
Today, I was at a family party and everyone was seeing my new glasses for the first time. My 48 year old uncle told me that I look like a hot librarian... I agree, your life sucks 38134 I agree, your life sucks 38134 You deserved it 2910 You deserved it 2910 99
Today, proving that there's no limit to the stupid shit people will do, my husband called me from hospital, needing a lift home. He tried planking on top... I agree, your life sucks 32454 I agree, your life sucks 32454 You deserved it 4026 You deserved it 4026 124
Today, I told a customer her total was $89.40. She put her leg up on the counter and dug a $100 bill out of her nasty sock. It was damp. FML I agree, your life sucks 126 I agree, your life sucks 126 Phew, glad it wasn't me 14 Phew, glad it wasn't me 14 4
Today, I was awoken at 2AM being told to put some clothes on and get out as soon as possible, as the house is filled with smoke and flames are coming from... I agree, your life sucks 29 I agree, your life sucks 29 You deserved it 1 You deserved it 1
Canada Today, my girlfriend kept texting me while I was at work, insisting for hours that I leave early because she was so horny. After arguing with my boss and...
Australia Today, I asked the guy of my dreams out to the cinema. After saying to me "It's a date!" I started booking tickets. He said, "Why are you booking two?"...
Today, at work, I received flowers from a Tinder fling gone wrong. He constantly flipped out on me and then would apologize. I finally got tired of it...
Today, I borrowed my friend's truck to move. After unloading everything, I worked up a killer appetite and went to a drive thru. I found some Germ X in...
Today, my "friend" returned my Survival Edition of Fallout 3. I should be happy, but he scratched it all to hell. My dad paid nearly $500 for it. He refuses...
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