and ebola

Pero que pelotudo!

That's snot a good thing!

A guy writes to an advice columnist, "I met a really beautiful woman last night, but I can't remember whether she said she had TB or VD. What should I do?" The columnist replied, "If she coughs, fuck her."

At least he didn't have diarrhea, that would have been a sticky (and stinky) situation.

Yeah sneezes come from a different output..

more of a shitty situation

It's cute that you think it's "saliva." It's actually atomized snot.

'Snot too cool!

bukkake？