Anonymous
Argentina
Today, it was so windy that when a man walking in front of me sneezed, all of his saliva blew onto me. FML
Today, it was so windy that when a man walking in front of me sneezed, all of his saliva blew onto me. FML
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Talented73 54
At least he didn't have diarrhea, that would have been a sticky (and stinky) situation.
Talented73 54
That's snot a good thing!
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sunshine1421 14
and ebola
pdelapuente92 11
Pero que pelotudo!
Talented73 54
That's snot a good thing!
Talented73 54
A guy writes to an advice columnist, "I met a really beautiful woman last night, but I can't remember whether she said she had TB or VD. What should I do?" The columnist replied, "If she coughs, **** her."
Talented73 54
At least he didn't have diarrhea, that would have been a sticky (and stinky) situation.
Justine Malang 16
Yeah sneezes come from a different output..
fargen 21
more of a shitty situation
RichardPencil 32
It's cute that you think it's "saliva." It's actually atomized snot.
Talented73 54
'Snot too cool!
laowang 13
bukkake?
ArbiterOfFML 24
Well, isn't that disgusting?