f.a.t.
Australia
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
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backfat
Baby Got Back
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Anonymous
Waterloo, Canada
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
June
United States
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
justinherass
Canada
Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So… don't touch you at all?" FML
muffingirl
United Kingdom
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
teddyissmall
Montréal, Canada
Awful line of inquiry
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
notsoskinny
United States
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
not-that-fat
United States
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
ch4nny
Sydney, Australia
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
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asapp78 16
That's when I would have pointed to him and said "Bad boyfriend!"
Vidrill 22
That's when you do the "good head, bad head" with his penis and his actual head.
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perdix 29
The worst part is it's so obvious! How often do you see skinny girls get their middle-aged sugar daddies to pay for Belly Augmentation surgery?
honeymoonroyale 20
Lol, I would've actually laughed if my boyfriend ever said that to me, we would eventually start teasing each other. I guess it just depends on how you guys communicate everyday.
jrock9093 18
Point to his peter and say no brain and then to his head and say also no brain!!!
WhiteCrimson 23
I hate to burst your bubble while you inflate mine, CharresBarkrey , the breast consists of not only fat. There's alot more to it than just skin and fat. 1.The breast is an apocrine gland that produces milk,2. for which the nipple of the breast is centred in (surrounded by) an areola (nipple-areola complex, NAC),3. The milk ducts (lactiferous ducts) are immediately surrounded with dense connective tissue that functions as a support framework. I could go on to the anatomy but I think this will keep your tit head busy for a while. Oh and I have inboxed this to you so you can see it and prepare an appropriate response. Like I should have said in the fist place, their not all fat, meaning there are other glands and tubes present as I have so neatly expressed via wikipedia on above
monnanon 13
quoting wikipedia immediatly ruins any credibility you had to begin with. also breast are mostly fat. what the commenters you are trying to correct probably meant was that there is no muscle at all in the breast. they are essentially a bag of fat containing mamory glands
Croquis_fml 14
Is it still good fat if he has them?
Ryodin 11
Just do the same back to him. Men have self-image issues too; we're just also told we can't complain about them.
offtothemoon 7
Oooooo low blow.
frod0 10
Point at his arms and say "guns" then point at his dick and say "crayon" idk but he's a dick!
dohdohdoh 13
Gonna try that on my wife. That's awesome.
ThePrincessB 4
Point to his stomach (or mouth) and say "too big", then point to his crotch and say "too small".