f.a.t.
Australia
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
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backfat
Baby Got Back
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Anonymous
Waterloo, Canada
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
June
United States
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
justinherass
Canada
Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So… don't touch you at all?" FML
muffingirl
United Kingdom
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
teddyissmall
Montréal, Canada
Awful line of inquiry
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
notsoskinny
United States
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
not-that-fat
United States
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
ch4nny
Sydney, Australia
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
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asapp78 16
That's when I would have pointed to him and said "Bad boyfriend!"
Vidrill 22
That's when you do the "good head, bad head" with his penis and his actual head.
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Comments (92)
SasquatchDeluxe 10
You should have pointed at his head and said "REALLY bad fat!"
evolute72113 9
Hey that means u hav boobs which most girls don't
sanecatlady 13
I would have smacked him and said, "typical man".
pistolpete31000 7
I really don't understand how so many people have such big issues over grammar on comments. This isn't English class, it's FML. As long as I can comprehend what you're typing, I have no problems.
Meg_Elizabeth16 4
Lol good luck having 'good fat' without 'bad fat'. So many guys want a skinny girl with big boobs and a big butt, which is pretty hard to get.
ChunkyBuiscuit 13
I like a full-figured girl with big boobs and a nice ass. Which I'm incredibly lucky I have. If a girl is skinnier than 120lbs I find that disgusting
chibichan21 6
Op. Point at his D*** and say "Bad D***". Then point at your vibrator and say "Good D***"
sjbartholome 14
That's when you point to his head and say "good head" and then point to his dick but grab it and twist so he is in pain.
TheModernPatriot 14
Lmao, that's some good stuff right there
aaron123111 11
Should have pointed to his **** and said bad sex, then got out a vibratory and gone good sex
GetBent730 5
That made me laugh but was pretty insensitive