f.a.t.
Australia
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
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backfat
Baby Got Back
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Anonymous
Waterloo, Canada
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
June
United States
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
justinherass
Canada
Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So… don't touch you at all?" FML
muffingirl
United Kingdom
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
teddyissmall
Montréal, Canada
Awful line of inquiry
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
notsoskinny
United States
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
not-that-fat
United States
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
ch4nny
Sydney, Australia
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
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asapp78 16
That's when I would have pointed to him and said "Bad boyfriend!"
Vidrill 22
That's when you do the "good head, bad head" with his penis and his actual head.
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Comments (92)
ChunkyBuiscuit 13
I like both types of fat. Having some flab on the stomach is extremely sexy. So are big boobs.
MymB612 14
Point at his penis and say "Good head" , then point to his head and say "bad head".
lebaconhawk 4
Seriously? Who the **** does that?!
Kenjikai 5
Point to the doghouse and say "New home"
bakabaka714 8
um, he sounds like an immature rude dick, dump him. You don't need that in you're life.
Klick 3
Point at your butt and say a$$hole. Point at him and say single a$$hole.
llexiebell 9
That's too funny
KenziDionne 14
I would have pointed to him and said single guy and point and his dick and said unless fat
cookies2228 3
lol
indigohippopo 20
FYL for over reacting and being offended by your boyfriend who was obviously joking around. Just laugh it off and get over it OP if you know your man loves you then you shouldn't even be trippin...This just sounds like average babe behavior. '-'