f.a.t.
Australia
Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
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Baby Got Back
Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Anonymous
Waterloo, Canada
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
June
United States
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
justinherass
Canada
Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So… don't touch you at all?" FML
muffingirl
United Kingdom
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
teddyissmall
Montréal, Canada
Awful line of inquiry
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Noname
United States
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
notsoskinny
United States
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
not-that-fat
United States
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
ch4nny
Sydney, Australia
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
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asapp78 16
That's when I would have pointed to him and said "Bad boyfriend!"
Vidrill 22
That's when you do the "good head, bad head" with his penis and his actual head.
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Comments (92)
fallslikedominos 10
lmao immature much?
IHATEFMYLIFE 26
So I read your comment and it kinda contradicts itself. You say "lmao" and "immature much". Isn't your "lmao" a little immature much? ¯_(ツ)_/¯
takenover 15
And that's the moment you point to the door and tell him out.
chloem103 9
Well he seems like a douche.
TyT63 12
Point and be like Tall boyfriend small penis
xzeldax3 18
What if he is short and has a large penis?
anjila77 6
I would have just said im done and left
iAlissa 34
You must be have amazing, long relationships and a sense of humor.
Loboman 6
Maybe she isnt as hot as you are, and cant get any guy she wants.
iAlissa 34
What?
XcuzimsotiredX 25
that's not funny. at all. just rude and obnoxious.
splitintwo 6
I would have pointed to his head and said big head, then to his penis and said very little head. Is it just me or are there a lot of FMLs about people's partners saying stupid things?
Pleonasm 35
And so you would have them say something equally stupid as a solution?
KushCrushin89 10
Why always go straight to the penis size? Is there no other creative way to insult a man? I mean, I know it's effective, but it's played out.
bobo_the_bear 5
25, I like how your name reflects your comments.
DaisyDanger 7
Maybe it was just a poorly thought out way of him showing concern for your well-being! In my opinion anyway, it's almost a duty to be in the best shape you can possibly be while in a relationship on account of you want to be together forever, not die of an obesity-related heart attack or something!
monnanon 13
no it wasnt, her bf just wants a gf with a washboard stomach and a massive set of cans. most women with larger chests are not thin and he needs to learn not to be such a dick.
redsoxgrl824 11
Nobody said OP was out of shape to begin with. We all have fat whether it shows more on some than not. I am small in frame but have some fat on my stomach showing but that doesn't mean I'm not at my best. And it's not a "duty" to be a pole to keep your significant other happy. If he can't love her for her than that is his own fault.
worldclassrager 39
At first I could see a little brother saying that...he's dating you for your love...I hope...
esines 9
I hope nobody points to their older sister's boobs and calls them good; that's pretty creepy.
buckdharma 37
That's one bad fat and two good fats. Do the math.
graceinsheepwear 33
At least it's not trans fat.
perdix 29
I looks like he needs to go to your ass to break the tie. Ass fat can go either way -- the right amount in the right shape can be beautiful, but too much that is saggy, well, you know.