Today, while in bed, my boyfriend pointed to my stomach and said, "Bad fat", then pointed to my boobs and said, "Good fat." FML
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Today, while in bed, my fiancé rolled over in the dark and complimented me on my nice buttocks. He had actually grabbed a roll of back fat. FML
Today, my boyfriend kept jiggling my fat rolls while we were cuddling. I was annoyed, and I told him he could at least go for my boobs instead. He instantly replied, "But these are bigger..." FML
Today, my boyfriend grabbed my love handles. It tickled, so I giggled and squirmed out of his grip. He looked at me quizzically and said, "I'm surprised you still have feeling there with all that fat." FML
Today, while lying in bed with my girlfriend, she was grabbing the fat on my stomach. I said to her, "Quit touching my fat!" She replied, "So… don't touch you at all?" FML
Today, while lying in bed, my boyfriend reached over and pinched my love handles and said "Where did this muffin top come from?". Then he sang "Do you know the muffin man?" to me. FML
Awful line of inquiry
Today, I was hanging out with my boyfriend. Everything seemed to be going well, when all of a sudden he turned to look at me with a pensive and thoughtful expression. I expected him to say something important, but instead he just said, "I was wondering, how does it feel to be fat?" FML
Today, my boyfriend out of the blue told me I wasn't fat, that my stomach was flat and it was only my butt that was big. I thought that this was a compliment. His response? "Not at all". FML
Today, I told my boyfriend that I gained a few pounds and thought I looked fat. He replied that I looked the same and that I shouldn't worry because he likes fat girls. I never thought I was fat before this. FML
Today, I was in the car with my boyfriend when I said, "I wish all the weight I gained just went to my boobs." His reply was, "They'd be HUGE." FML
Today, my boyfriend was stroking my stomach and looking into my eyes. It was very romantic, until he grabbed my love handles and said, "Mmmm... bacon..." FML
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asapp78 16
That's when I would have pointed to him and said "Bad boyfriend!"
Vidrill 22
That's when you do the "good head, bad head" with his penis and his actual head.
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Riku714 25
He brings up a valid point however
Silvinomiae 20
So - what is your relation to OP?
Riku714 25
Oh, I'm not saying anything about OP's weight, I'm just appreciating breasts in general.
Cazz91 21
What a mean way to point out his concern for you about your weight. It's ok for people to discuss that with you but this discussion could have gone a kinder way. He may have been joking but that still can be taken offensively. Just talk to him about it and explain your feelings OP. I hope he doesn't make things worse out of that possible serious discussion. Good luck. Stay strong and know that you're beautiful, no matter what they say! :D
Riku714 25
Words can't bring you down
dawood_k 27
And that's the "Ugly Truth"
carecow 16
Why is everyone losing their shit? If they've been together for awhile you'll eventually start joking around, no need to throw tantrums about it, slap him in the ballsack and get back to what ever business you were about to engage.
Dramori 29
Point at his head and say "big dick", then at his crotch and say "small dick" :)
imber_xp 10
Did he point to your ass and call it "best fat"?
_chelseamurray 1
Next time just pull out a bowl of ice cream and start eating it
katejones 8
Bad boyfriend. Also tell him if the bad fat goes, a lot of good fat goes with it.
isina07 3
Thats suck
katie_xoxo3 16
What a poophead
kinky44 28
Bravo, what a well-thought out insult.
Riku714 25
Insult of the day :)