Today, while I was working, someone came in and attempted to purchase GTA 5 with a medical marijuana card. FML
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Today, one of our regular customers came in and was telling me he bought an assault rifle. I told him not to go off his meds and shoot up the store, as a joke. Later, my manager told me that the guy is on antidepressants and was discharged from the military for being "mentally unfit." FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
How high exactly do you have to be to make such a dumbass mistake? Or just how stupid? Or is there even a difference between the two? That's right. Come at me, stoners.
DFresh503 8
I've had drunk people hand me random stuff to pay for their goods (I'm a cashier at a minute mart) like receipts, club cards, business cards... I think in the moment people become oblivious to what they're doing. I'm sure it didn't help that the customer was most likely under the influence of ganja and excited to get GTA V. Why blame the medicine for stupidity, when stupidity is a much more common affliction?
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Comments (101)
sexygirl25 3
Why do you need to show an ID to buy the game anyway? If its just to prove you're over 21 then it should work since you need to be over 21 to get medical marihuana.
kelsey_loo 12
no you don't.
reymon8823 24
In Montana i think it's 18 for medicinal marijuana
Trinidad727 9
Smh!
slooby_fml 25
That's like when people try to buy movie tickets with food stamps
xxsadie03xx 7
You can use it as cash I believe. I've been on fs in the past and it has that option on it (at least in Ohio) to use it as a cash option
Schiffy 18
Well...... if it proves his age.....
mFUNdo21 17
it proves nothing
pinkshirtbadman 15
Sure it does 21. It varies from location to location, but in the US, in v most states it is a valid ID card issued by the state with a picture and date of birth, it "proves" his age just as much a a driver's license with the same info does. I understand it is not exactly the same issue, but state law in my state is any Id with those two items AND issued by the state or federal government is both acceptable and required to be accepted if presented when purchasing alcohol. we also just legalized medical marijuana starting next year so in the next 12 months it could be fairly common occurrence here.
SALUSIA 10
hah!
jrock9093 18
Epic lol
GamerMom392 19
Back when I worked for an insurance agency, a guy came in to pay for the month, and as he pulled the money out of his wallet, some loose marijuana fell out on the counter. He just ignored it like nothing happened.
Chrissyluvdasm 3
gracehi 33
The strong silent type, Eh? No matter. We have ways of making you talk...
tigrouficele2012 44
Looks like -someone's- not using their prescription properly...
Ki11erC 18
So high they use the wrong ID, I think they are using their prescription just fine ;)
buckdharma 38
There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Plasteredcard.