Today, while I was working, someone came in and attempted to purchase GTA 5 with a medical marijuana card. FML
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Today, one of our regular customers came in and was telling me he bought an assault rifle. I told him not to go off his meds and shoot up the store, as a joke. Later, my manager told me that the guy is on antidepressants and was discharged from the military for being "mentally unfit." FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
How high exactly do you have to be to make such a dumbass mistake? Or just how stupid? Or is there even a difference between the two? That's right. Come at me, stoners.
DFresh503 8
I've had drunk people hand me random stuff to pay for their goods (I'm a cashier at a minute mart) like receipts, club cards, business cards... I think in the moment people become oblivious to what they're doing. I'm sure it didn't help that the customer was most likely under the influence of ganja and excited to get GTA V. Why blame the medicine for stupidity, when stupidity is a much more common affliction?
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sanecatlady 13
It things like that that make me wonder how many people who smoke pot for "medical" reasons really do have a medical condition. Unless being stupid is a medical condition. Uh-oh! I can hear the stoners coming at me. Better walk away while they stumble around and bump into each other.
someguy314159265 15
I predict that your comment will get a ton of hate. Unfortunately, I can't answer your question, but I know that there do exist people who smoke marijuana for entirely legitimate medical reasons. I'd certainly rather have marijuana legalized than cigarettes, but I prefer not using recreational drugs at all.
football_is_life 4
Take the deal take it
fuckercakes 21
I think we all know why said customer found it acceptable to use a marijuana card to make a purchase.
733yoda_fml 19
Did he also have a credit card?
StickyPickles 33
He could have just been REALLY high and if so what the hell does he have and how do I get some?
lucasj23 11
and? I mean that's stupid on their part but really has no affect on your life.