Today, while I was working, someone came in and attempted to purchase GTA 5 with a medical marijuana card. FML
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Today, one of our regular customers came in and was telling me he bought an assault rifle. I told him not to go off his meds and shoot up the store, as a joke. Later, my manager told me that the guy is on antidepressants and was discharged from the military for being "mentally unfit." FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
How high exactly do you have to be to make such a dumbass mistake? Or just how stupid? Or is there even a difference between the two? That's right. Come at me, stoners.
DFresh503 8
I've had drunk people hand me random stuff to pay for their goods (I'm a cashier at a minute mart) like receipts, club cards, business cards... I think in the moment people become oblivious to what they're doing. I'm sure it didn't help that the customer was most likely under the influence of ganja and excited to get GTA V. Why blame the medicine for stupidity, when stupidity is a much more common affliction?
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Comments (101)
chronickX 11
Pot smoker here. Implying we would be mad. Lol sounds really funny, must be on that dank
pie_flavor 16
Gamestop? You ******* deserved it
jairienfaite 20
That must be the next DLC of the game: medicinal weed, for when your character is in too much pain!
clarinet500 16
I guess the price was too high!
pcgwm 13
I woulda let him buy it
BurnInDemonFire 39
Here's what you do. Take the card, and give him the case, but not the game, and use both yourself. That way, you can play GTA 5 while high, and become just as useless as everyone else who thinks getting baked is a good idea.
sheepwreck 3
that.... actually makes sense
onedaylikethis 5
Why is this an FML? Sounds more like a funny skit.
AsianBomb_xo 10
lmao that's hilarious. He was either desperate for that game or he was on some high shitt...
Epic_Andrew 2
I hope that you work at gamestop