Today, while I was working, someone came in and attempted to purchase GTA 5 with a medical marijuana card. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone had been using my account to purchase guns and drugs. FML
Today, my credit card got declined while I was buying anti-depressants. FML
Today, I tried buying a video game that was rated "M - for mature". The Cashier told me "you have to be 17 to buy this game". I didn't have any ID on me. I'm 25. FML
Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden and tragic death. After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5. I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer. FML
Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML
Today, I asked a random guy at the skate park if he knew anyone who could sell me some weed. Turns out he was a parole officer. FML
Today my job started requiring all transactions regarding cigarettes or alcohol to have the ID scanned before proceeding. There is no way yo bypass this function. I carded a 60 year-old man and his 40 year-old son who both yelled at me for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I got fired for failing a drug test for weed. My boss is the one who sells me weed. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, one of our regular customers came in and was telling me he bought an assault rifle. I told him not to go off his meds and shoot up the store, as a joke. Later, my manager told me that the guy is on antidepressants and was discharged from the military for being "mentally unfit." FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
How high exactly do you have to be to make such a dumbass mistake? Or just how stupid? Or is there even a difference between the two? That's right. Come at me, stoners.
DFresh503 8
I've had drunk people hand me random stuff to pay for their goods (I'm a cashier at a minute mart) like receipts, club cards, business cards... I think in the moment people become oblivious to what they're doing. I'm sure it didn't help that the customer was most likely under the influence of ganja and excited to get GTA V. Why blame the medicine for stupidity, when stupidity is a much more common affliction?
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Comments (101)
DevilsMetsGiants 30
Proof that it shouldn't be legalized
mFUNdo21 17
that proves nothing!! some people depend on it to be functional like people with chronic pain or those with a serious lack of appetite due to other illnesses.
iwadasn 33
If he's mistaking the card for money, I don't think he's using it to be functional.
brianax36 14
Marijuana is not harmful. Its not a drug, It's a plant. How many people die because of alcohol? Yet its legal. How about the risks of tobacco? Thats legal. No one has ever died using marijuana and its a hell of a lot more effective than prescription meds in my personal experience.
clarinet500 16
You know, marijuana has 10 times more carcinogens, cancer causing agents, than regular tobacco. So have fun with lung cancer. I bet you'll like it since they give you marijuana to help you with your appetite, and the chronic pain you'll be in.
alissa222 15
You DO realize that tobacco is also a plant right? And that many drugs are plants? Im totally fine with weed, but people really need to stop using the "its a plant!" or "its from nature" thing to back up their arguments.
Slimbo305 11
Sorry about that. Thought it was my Amex
Keattles 14
He was probably really high, and or just dumb
9echo 17
I wonder if this is the same guy who blamed his criminal tendencies on GTA.....
worldclassrager 41
I think they were high from all the weed they smoke...and then got the wrong card out...
Eivana 37
I think it's stupid that you need a card at all.
Phoenix_fml 13
That's like the guy who tried to use his business card as ID to pick up his preorder at Gamestop. The only thing that proves is you're a douche. And so is OPs customer.
reymon8823 24
Medical id still states they're over 18 especially medical marijuana
jwebster 8
I guess the weed was good...
lowshadows 21
the card for the game sounds like a fair trade. help the card is worth 50 games when you put down the value.