Today, while I was working, someone came in and attempted to purchase GTA 5 with a medical marijuana card. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I went to my local bank after getting an email from them concerning unknown purchases. Four hours later, I was still in police custody. Someone had been using my account to purchase guns and drugs. FML
Today, my credit card got declined while I was buying anti-depressants. FML
Today, I tried buying a video game that was rated "M - for mature". The Cashier told me "you have to be 17 to buy this game". I didn't have any ID on me. I'm 25. FML
Today, I called work crying, telling them that I wouldn't be able to go to work tomorrow due to my grandmother's sudden and tragic death. After hanging up, I walked into the midnight release of Grand Theft Auto 5. I had no idea my boss was also an avid gamer. FML
Today, my coworker paid me back the $15 I let him borrow and we shook hands. Later, I was called into my boss's office, where he threatened to fire me for doing a drug deal in front of customers. The police are getting involved. FML
Today, I asked a random guy at the skate park if he knew anyone who could sell me some weed. Turns out he was a parole officer. FML
Today my job started requiring all transactions regarding cigarettes or alcohol to have the ID scanned before proceeding. There is no way yo bypass this function. I carded a 60 year-old man and his 40 year-old son who both yelled at me for 10 minutes. FML
Today, I got fired for failing a drug test for weed. My boss is the one who sells me weed. FML
Today, I found out that the only reason my boyfriend got a job was so that he could buy weed. FML
Today, one of our regular customers came in and was telling me he bought an assault rifle. I told him not to go off his meds and shoot up the store, as a joke. Later, my manager told me that the guy is on antidepressants and was discharged from the military for being "mentally unfit." FML
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Top comments
DocBastard 40
How high exactly do you have to be to make such a dumbass mistake? Or just how stupid? Or is there even a difference between the two? That's right. Come at me, stoners.
DFresh503 8
I've had drunk people hand me random stuff to pay for their goods (I'm a cashier at a minute mart) like receipts, club cards, business cards... I think in the moment people become oblivious to what they're doing. I'm sure it didn't help that the customer was most likely under the influence of ganja and excited to get GTA V. Why blame the medicine for stupidity, when stupidity is a much more common affliction?
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Comments (101)
Dre27 20
This guy is going places
TJRou09 10
its funny ill give you that but how’d that make your life suck lol.
peacejunior 12
A good deal indeed OP. That could be your key to the black market. Or jail.
xxVampiresRulexx 14
All that marijuana got to his head.
byTes 5
Sounds like the latest episode of South Park
lactosefree1 8
The point of using it is that the legal age for a medi is 18 or older, thus it is verification of age.
Lukcia 5
Please tell me you work at a pet store, that would complete the story.
trulypar 34
What an excellent idea for a rewards credit card...extra points for 7-11 purchases. Lol I can see the "glassware purchases" going through the roof.
Silentcrafter11 13
Maybe they were offering you the card for the game?
happyfingers 15
Maybe he just pulled out the wrong card... And was too high to notice... lol