By whatdoyoudo - 16/03/2009 04:39 - United States

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Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML
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ok. i am the poster and i'll answer some of your questions by prividing a little background: 1. I am a male 2. My doctor is female 3. She also has the best sense of humor I have seen in a physician 4. She is also my parents doctor 5. I told my parents this story 6. she will NEVER live it down

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KenMcGormick 0
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hey... she layed a trick question for you... who would suddenly change from a sexual topic into asking "what do you do?" expecting you to know what she means... can't she be clearer by asking "What do you work as?"... she's literally FUCKING with you... literally

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catladylovessus 0

hahhahahhahaha

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catladylovessus 0

hahhahahhahaha

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JamesM9794 0

lol

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nater535 7

You just got Mind Fucked.

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pothopper 0
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haha embarassing !!!

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sparkman97 7
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Hoo ha now whats your name?

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allthatandmore 0

Yeah Ikr!!

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chocolatenumnums 0
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.. anal? what if a girl shat on your penis

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osemness 0

what did u say?

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goombaberry 0
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#2 you must be retarded

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m0tl3ycru3 0

The OP fucking failed

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redstone7693 29
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3 comments all moderated in a row. damn.

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chocolatenumnums 0
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and you must have a very dirty penis =)

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americuzz 8

comment NOT moderated

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Endymion_fml 0
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Is the poster a man or a woman? Well, either ways it's hilarious!

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jessiewessie 0

the poster is obviously a woman if she said vaginal

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CooLbEAnS1096 0

^ I D 10 T ^

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b182link 0
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no it says male

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codyjohn17 5
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How many guys do you know that have vaginas???

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Googolman 29
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You don't need a vagina to have vaginal sex... Vaginal sex is when the penis is inserted into the vagina.

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KenMcGormick 0
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hey... she layed a trick question for you... who would suddenly change from a sexual topic into asking "what do you do?" expecting you to know what she means... can't she be clearer by asking "What do you work as?"... she's literally FUCKING with you... literally

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Coland 19

Fucking with her how? Vaginal or anal

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liketoknow 0

do you also so ass to mouth..Haha... As a work...haha

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jenn03 0
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LOL that sucks!

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Acerbitas 0
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I'm guessing the poster is female, seeing as her doctor is female. Maybe I'm just assuming incorrectly? But normally if I were to do a check up, I would definitely prefer a male. I just feel more comfortable that way. but this isn't that bad of a fmy, amusing though :]

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KayymarieS 0
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the poster put his gender down... hes male.

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amykillswitch 0
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lmao! i could see why you got confused though.

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