By whatdoyoudo - 16/03/2009 04:39 - United States

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Today, I was filling out paperwork with my new doctor. During the questionnaire, she asked if I was sexually active. I said yes. She then asked, "What do you do?" I told her I normally did vaginal, but sometimes anal. She blushed and started to laugh. She was asking where I worked. FML
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whatdoyoudo 2

ok. i am the poster and i'll answer some of your questions by prividing a little background: 1. I am a male 2. My doctor is female 3. She also has the best sense of humor I have seen in a physician 4. She is also my parents doctor 5. I told my parents this story 6. she will NEVER live it down

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KenMcGormick 0

hey... she layed a trick question for you... who would suddenly change from a sexual topic into asking "what do you do?" expecting you to know what she means... can't she be clearer by asking "What do you work as?"... she's literally ******* with you... literally

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catladylovessus 0

hahhahahhahaha

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americuzz 8

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Endymion_fml 0

Is the poster a man or a woman? Well, either ways it's hilarious!

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jessiewessie 0

the poster is obviously a woman if she said vaginal

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CooLbEAnS1096 0

^ I D 10 T ^

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codyjohn17 5

How many guys do you know that have vaginas???

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Googolman 29

You don't need a ****** to have vaginal sex... Vaginal sex is when the penis is inserted into the ******.

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KenMcGormick 0

hey... she layed a trick question for you... who would suddenly change from a sexual topic into asking "what do you do?" expecting you to know what she means... can't she be clearer by asking "What do you work as?"... she's literally ******* with you... literally

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Coland 19

******* with her how? Vaginal or anal

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liketoknow 0

do you also so ass to mouth..Haha... As a work...haha

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Acerbitas 0

I'm guessing the poster is female, seeing as her doctor is female. Maybe I'm just assuming incorrectly? But normally if I were to do a check up, I would definitely prefer a male. I just feel more comfortable that way. but this isn't that bad of a fmy, amusing though :]

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KayymarieS 0

the poster put his gender down... hes male.

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amykillswitch 0

lmao! i could see why you got confused though.

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