Today, while I was walking across a bridge, a prepubescent middle schooler grabbed my phone from my hand and threw it into the water. His friend filmed it, high-fived him, and they both ran off. I got that phone less than a week ago. FML
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Today, a teenage girl bumped into me and my phone fell out of my hands, and over the Golden Gate Bridge. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole my new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Today, during one of my first days as a teacher, a student stole my phone. FML
Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML
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ragnarok1540 39
While the friend was filming, you should have grabbed the kid and thrown him in right after the phone! That would have made a nice video.
melbournearsenal 18
Karma is going to hit those kids harder than puberty!
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Comments (141)
Binglebeee 16
Go back with a dummy/bait phone, if they're there and try it again, throw them over the bridge to fetch your old phone. Or find the clip online and use it as evidence in a report to the police.
assassinmaster 22
Toss them into water and let them do the hi-five in water
GreenShoes 14
I don't see why they believe destruction of personal property is funny. Their reaction would be completely outraged if you did that to THEIR item such as a gaming console.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
Middle schoolers are immature hypocrites, trust me.
LPac5295 27
36, I couldn't agree more. Most of them are immature little ***** these days who need serious attitude adjustments.
TheNewGuy03 29
Everyone knows middle-schoolers and high-schoolers can be immature, but this is not only immature, it's disrespectful and is harmful behavior. I know several youngsters who wouldn't even dream of trying some bullshit like this.
epicgamer 18
Although I lam not like them because I know right from wrong, I sadly have to agree that MOST of the kids from this generation are growing up spoiled because their parents don't pay enough attention, they don't care, or they belive that their child is a perfect little angel.
askullnamedbilly 33
They've probably put their lovely little 'prank' on Youtube by now. Try to find the clip and when you do, go to the police and get those little ******* into real trouble.
TheNewGuy03 29
In my head, I said "ABOUT A WEEK AGOOOO" in the Bobby Shmurda voice. That said, that is proper justification to hunt those kids down, smack the everlasting **** out of them, and tell their parents that they have been mischievous little sneaks.
Badkarma4u 17
and catch a body like Mitch?
TheNewGuy03 29
Maybe. If anyone took anything that I valued it and discarded it without my permission, I get very angry. Side note: I knew that when I made the Bobby Shmurda reference I would get down-thumbed. It's a normal thing around here.
timaeusTestified 15
You should've taken the friend's camera/phone and thrown it into the water while they were laughing at you.
OverBlossomed 22
I used to not understand why some people hate children. Now, I do.
PaulieXP 16
Should have taken their camera/phone to the nearest police station and showed them the video
FemskyD 26
And you did.. Nothing?!?
SecundusSecunda 27
OP, did you give chase?! I would have!
more4me 27
Me too. Totally. With intent to harm!!! I'm infuriated just reading the post !