Today, while I was walking across a bridge, a prepubescent middle schooler grabbed my phone from my hand and threw it into the water. His friend filmed it, high-fived him, and they both ran off. I got that phone less than a week ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a teenage girl bumped into me and my phone fell out of my hands, and over the Golden Gate Bridge. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole my new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Today, during one of my first days as a teacher, a student stole my phone. FML
Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML
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ragnarok1540 39
While the friend was filming, you should have grabbed the kid and thrown him in right after the phone! That would have made a nice video.
melbournearsenal 18
Karma is going to hit those kids harder than puberty!
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Comments (141)
devinm112233 22
That cat must be higher than a cloud
UndeadFML 22
"It's just a prank bro!" These idiotic little twats don't know how to be civilized and think they can do whatever to anybody. Sorry OP.
danimal_crackerz 26
"It's a prank" Honestly OP you need to chill it's JUST a phone, let them have fun! *sarcasm*
gobison 1
It's okay, "it's just a prank".
austinboy01 1
if it was me some kids would have went ducking swimming
austinboy01 1
if it was me them little bitches would have went swimming
mackieofneil 2
Send me the link to that video though
TheSugarBat 6
It's okay guy only some of us (the more elite) understand the joke you're making
Dextredlomax02 11
those kids are evil
gunnerblaster 21
Yeah - In less than a second, that little prick would be flying right after my phone. Then his friend.