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did she even try to do the polite thing and jump after it?

I left my phooonnnneeee... In Saaaannn Frraaannnsisco...

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Wow, that girl has no manners. Sorry about your phone OP.

An accidental bump does not mean the girl has no manners. People are clumsy.

That's my question though - why did it even matter to OP that it was a teenage girl? How does the age or gender of the person who bumped into him make a difference in the fact that he dropped his phone?

OP was just being descriptive.

at first I was like, oh it's okay just a broken screen and then I read the rest and I was like oh man, yeah, that's more than a broken screen

If you are going to be bumped into, teenage girl is better than anything else IMO.

He should've "accidentally" bumped her over the bridge

Did she even offer to pay for it? I think it would be the correct thing to do

It's just a way to identify who it was? Didn't say because she was a teenage girl she has no manners

#85 Why should she offer to pay for his phone if it was an accident?

Because accidents still happen. If I accidentally broke your phone wouldn't you want me too but you s new one?

I left my phooonnnneeee... In Saaaannn Frraaannnsisco...

Deeeep in the bayyyyyy It criesssss to meeeeeeeee

This made me laugh too hard!!!

Did you wear some flowers in your hair?

I don't get it.. pls explain

did she even try to do the polite thing and jump after it?

She must have bumped you pretty hard for it to go all the way over.

It doesn't really take much for a phone to drop, though.

Lol you could interpret it as going over the bridge like over the top of it lol. I think it was a bad joke

Always look on the positive side, at least it wasn't you that fell off the side of the bridge!

That is really positive.

Plot twist: OP fell down as well, and managed to type this FML before plunging to his/her death.

True dat. Probably did happen

FMLLLLLLLLLLLLL is probably what your phone would say going over that bridge.

It probably wouldn't be saying anything... It's a phone!

Yeah... "FUCK MY LIFE LIFE LIFE LIFE LIFE LIFE..."

26 - If it was an iPhone, Siri might yell that as she plunges to her death.

I really hope she apollogized. That sucks though :/

Just don't be a Hera, and jump in after it. Poseidon needs modern communication too.

Well it was California so I can say from years of personal experience she probably told him to watch where he is walking and called him no shortage of profanities while walking away. God I don't miss that place for a second.

Hopefully she didn't do it on purpose.

well did she apologize??

This is California we are talking about. hell no she almost certainly didn't apologies. probably laughed at him.

Good excuse to upgrade

be happy it wasn't a huge guy....or else it would've been you and your phone!

Now that there is a silver lining.