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An accidental bump does not mean the girl has no manners. People are clumsy.

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OP was just being descriptive.

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He should've "accidentally" bumped her over the bridge

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It's just a way to identify who it was? Didn't say because she was a teenage girl she has no manners

#85 Why should she offer to pay for his phone if it was an accident?

Because accidents still happen. If I accidentally broke your phone wouldn't you want me too but you s new one?

I left my phooonnnneeee... In Saaaannn Frraaannnsisco...

Deeeep in the bayyyyyy It criesssss to meeeeeeeee

This made me laugh too hard!!!

Did you wear some flowers in your hair?

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did she even try to do the polite thing and jump after it?

She must have bumped you pretty hard for it to go all the way over.

It doesn't really take much for a phone to drop, though.

Lol you could interpret it as going over the bridge like over the top of it lol. I think it was a bad joke

Always look on the positive side, at least it wasn't you that fell off the side of the bridge!

That is really positive.

Plot twist: OP fell down as well, and managed to type this FML before plunging to his/her death.

True dat. Probably did happen

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It probably wouldn't be saying anything... It's a phone!

Yeah... "FUCK MY LIFE LIFE LIFE LIFE LIFE LIFE..."

26 - If it was an iPhone, Siri might yell that as she plunges to her death.

I really hope she apollogized. That sucks though :/

Just don't be a Hera, and jump in after it. Poseidon needs modern communication too.

Well it was California so I can say from years of personal experience she probably told him to watch where he is walking and called him no shortage of profanities while walking away. God I don't miss that place for a second.

Hopefully she didn't do it on purpose.

well did she apologize??

This is California we are talking about. hell no she almost certainly didn't apologies. probably laughed at him.

Good excuse to upgrade

be happy it wasn't a huge guy....or else it would've been you and your phone!

Now that there is a silver lining.