An accidental bump does not mean the girl has no manners. People are clumsy.

That's my question though - why did it even matter to OP that it was a teenage girl? How does the age or gender of the person who bumped into him make a difference in the fact that he dropped his phone?

OP was just being descriptive.

at first I was like, oh it's okay just a broken screen and then I read the rest and I was like oh man, yeah, that's more than a broken screen

If you are going to be bumped into, teenage girl is better than anything else IMO.

He should've "accidentally" bumped her over the bridge

Did she even offer to pay for it? I think it would be the correct thing to do

It's just a way to identify who it was? Didn't say because she was a teenage girl she has no manners

#85 Why should she offer to pay for his phone if it was an accident?

Because accidents still happen. If I accidentally broke your phone wouldn't you want me too but you s new one?

Deeeep in the bayyyyyy It criesssss to meeeeeeeee

This made me laugh too hard!!!

Did you wear some flowers in your hair?

I don't get it.. pls explain

She must have bumped you pretty hard for it to go all the way over.

It doesn't really take much for a phone to drop, though.

Lol you could interpret it as going over the bridge like over the top of it lol. I think it was a bad joke

That is really positive.

Plot twist: OP fell down as well, and managed to type this FML before plunging to his/her death.

True dat. Probably did happen

It probably wouldn't be saying anything... It's a phone!

Yeah... "FUCK MY LIFE LIFE LIFE LIFE LIFE LIFE..."

26 - If it was an iPhone, Siri might yell that as she plunges to her death.

Just don't be a Hera, and jump in after it. Poseidon needs modern communication too.

Well it was California so I can say from years of personal experience she probably told him to watch where he is walking and called him no shortage of profanities while walking away. God I don't miss that place for a second.

This is California we are talking about. hell no she almost certainly didn't apologies. probably laughed at him.

Now that there is a silver lining.