Today, while I was walking across a bridge, a prepubescent middle schooler grabbed my phone from my hand and threw it into the water. His friend filmed it, high-fived him, and they both ran off. I got that phone less than a week ago. FML
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Today, a teenage girl bumped into me and my phone fell out of my hands, and over the Golden Gate Bridge. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole my new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Today, during one of my first days as a teacher, a student stole my phone. FML
Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML
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ragnarok1540 39
While the friend was filming, you should have grabbed the kid and thrown him in right after the phone! That would have made a nice video.
melbournearsenal 18
Karma is going to hit those kids harder than puberty!
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Comments (141)
thatonetribute 31
I don't care their age, I would have kicked their disrespectful butts.
mas12806 24
Definitely phone the popo. U can't let 'em get away w/ that!
mrRastafarian 5
oh lawd i woulda went to jail of that shit happend to me
thecrazymancan 17
Contact the police.
MarkGaus 12
Sue them. The video is evidence
doodlesdork 7
Find the video on youtube, bring it to police, make little ***** parents buy you a new phone with his allowance.
vitjoey4 14
That kid would've been off the bridge too
Inoblitus 15
Look for the video online then you'll know who did it
shinikageWolf 15
If that happened to me the news headlines a few days later would read 'two middle schoolers found dead under a bridge. They were assholes so there's a TON of suspects with motives.'
Demon_Adrian 1
Some people just want to see the whole world burning. I would complain to the police. There is still a probability you'll see them again and then - whoops, who's gone laugh last?