Today, while I was walking across a bridge, a prepubescent middle schooler grabbed my phone from my hand and threw it into the water. His friend filmed it, high-fived him, and they both ran off. I got that phone less than a week ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a teenage girl bumped into me and my phone fell out of my hands, and over the Golden Gate Bridge. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole my new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Today, during one of my first days as a teacher, a student stole my phone. FML
Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML
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ragnarok1540 39
While the friend was filming, you should have grabbed the kid and thrown him in right after the phone! That would have made a nice video.
melbournearsenal 18
Karma is going to hit those kids harder than puberty!
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Comments (141)
thefmlman2011 37
i would of beat the shit out of him.
NostalgiaFreak9 43
And middle schoolers wonder why nobody likes them.
psyjoniz 12
no, they don't. that thought does not even cross their minds.
fuckfuckityfuck 16
I would have beat the living shit out of the closest one and took his phone and called 911
CliffyB03 28
So.. Is murder still illegal or?
Elban 20
That's borderline justifiable I think. Over $500 in some states it's a felony. Could prob do a citizens arrest
more4me 27
They're probably gonna put it on YouTube . Try to do a search and see if you hit anything. Idiots get caught all the time by the police for posting their stupid petty crimes. I hope they get caught. that's destruction of property and phones are expensive! I would love to smack those 2 upside the head ! Grrrrrrr! !!
MonstreBelle 29
I have to say, I'm glad that assholes like these are stupid enough to post their crimes online. They make it so easy for the police. There was a guy where I live who was planning on bombing the Capitol building and shooting people as they ran out. Thankfully he was stupid enough to post about it on Twitter and was arrested outside a local gun store. These kids need a good ass kicking. I would be livid if I found out my kid did something like this. In fact, I would be taking her to the police station myself. I'm not one to say sue them, but in this case, if OP finds out who they are, then OP should sue the parents for the cost of the phone if they refuse to reimburse OP
MidnaLink 35
That kid would be having a very early funeral…
blaherman 12
shoulda picked his ass up and threw him into the water
Natedawg1217 6
******* dipshits. You should kidnap both of them and **** them up, make them really think they're gonna die then go haha just a prank.
nzhx 23
Try to find the clip online, but even if you don't, head over to your police station to report theft and damage of property. They can even go to the boys' school to find them. Good luck, OP, hopefully they end up having to pay for the damage
WolfAvenge 22
If they were filming it, it could be posted on YouTube or something somewhere. Manage to find the video and use their own stupid recording against them by showing the police. This is a really shitty situation though, I'm sorry!