Today, while I was walking across a bridge, a prepubescent middle schooler grabbed my phone from my hand and threw it into the water. His friend filmed it, high-fived him, and they both ran off. I got that phone less than a week ago. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, a teenage girl bumped into me and my phone fell out of my hands, and over the Golden Gate Bridge. FML
Today, I used the bathroom that the high school shares with elementary kids. As I was pulling my pants down, my phone fell out of my pocket into the other stall. As I was reaching for it, the little girl in the other stall took it and ran away. FML
Today, I was at the pool with two boys I babysit. The eldest wouldn't get out of the pool so I pretended to call his dad. He then ran out of the pool, pushed me down, grabbed my phone, chucked it into the pool and then ran back into the pool. FML
Today, I was at a pool party with some friends. They grabbed and lifted me in the air, about to throw me in the pool. My iPhone was in my pocket, so I screamed "MY PHONE!" They paused so I could gently throw it onto a deck chair. It bounced, hit the concrete, and cracked its screen. FML
Today, while I was out of the house, my 6 year old brother stole my new waterproof camera, dunked it into the toilet holding onto the wrist strap, and flushed repeatedly to see if it lived up to its "waterproof promise." It didn't. FML
Today, my boyfriend threw me into his pool. I had my phone and iPod in my pockets. FML
Today, a girl with her eyes glued to her phone bumped my arm going in the opposite direction on the sidewalk. She dropped her phone, chased me to the bus stop, and told everyone that I broke it. She threatened to call the police. FML
Today, I handed my friend his phone, telling him he'd forgotten it. He responded by taking his phone out of his pocket and showing it to me. I then realized I was holding MY phone. FML
Today, during one of my first days as a teacher, a student stole my phone. FML
Today, I was looking at the map on my phone whilst walking down a street. I heard the sound of a bike behind me so I moved to let the cyclist past. He snatched the phone out of my hand and sped off. FML
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ragnarok1540 39
While the friend was filming, you should have grabbed the kid and thrown him in right after the phone! That would have made a nice video.
melbournearsenal 18
Karma is going to hit those kids harder than puberty!
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Comments (141)
rec_chem 22
You should have tossed him in after it.
bornpatriot 11
I hope the video shows up online and their parents would have to more than pay up for your losses
shalysha 7
"It's just a prank bro"
JCRouzer29 27
Someone makes a grab for my phone they aren't getting it without a fight. They manage to throw it over a bridge they're getting their ass beat until I see tears or blood.
minecraft6401 4
or money to pay for the phone
flamingarrow59 21
Filthy Prank'd
VampOfSavannah 31
Kids can be little bastards.
BasedgodFYB 8
****. That. I would have ran those faggots down on foot and beat the shit out of him, that's just me tho, somebody throws my phone off a bridge im gonna break your ******* nose.
DookDaSpook 10
I would have chased their asses down, taken whatever they recorded with, and made them watch as I turned it in a heap of broken hardware
pockleboy 7
It will eventual pop up on YouTube. Then you can get the cops involved.
Devin396 10
if you don't have your phone, how did you make this FML?