Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML
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Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said, "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML
Today, I was walking past the drive thru window at my job when I heard someone whistle at me. I whipped around and snapped at the customer, “Did you just whistle at me?” Turns out my new coworker has a tic where she whistles, and she was standing a few feet away. I accused an innocent customer of catcalling me. FML
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I passed a construction site. All of the workers started making a fuss and whistling, etc. Naturally, I got very flustered. I stood still for a second and faced them. One yelled for me to move because I was in the way of a girl at a stop light. FML
Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML
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Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML
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Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML
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nix1993 41
I'd love to know what makes anyone think it's ok to slap someone just for whistling at them.
marcela_darocha 13
slap her back victory
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Comments (87)
nixieduck 9
Uh I would feel flattered if I was her. Even if you were whistling you would just be implying that she's hot. It's not like you made some vulgar comment. Man, bitches these days need to get over themselves
marramrammar 2
FML? She should have been flattered that it was interpreted that she was attractive. Still no right to slap a person that is called battery/ assault!
doemetoch 28
Ok, so slapping someone is called assault. But there's a name for uncalled for whistling too: harrassment. I know OP wasn't whistling at this girl and it was all a big misunderstanding, but really, suggesting she should have been flattered by the idea of some random dude whistling at her seems a bit much.
PurelyCanadian 18
That's kind of uncalled for. Sounds more like a compliment to me.
BleuLagoon 2
Fun times.
A_Perfect_Circle 12
She couldn't flatter herself
Omniprism 15
She's a bitch. You didn't deserve that at all. Sorry that happened to you.
siggy_mcsigx 22
Ugh to all the people saying "it's flattery and she should be grateful" Yes, she should be grateful for a random dude at the bus stop's approval of her appearance. Because that is what is going to make her feel good about herself in the morning. Because her worth in the world hinges on how pleasing she is to a man and she's just got to accept that. While a slap was uncalled for, I hate this idea that women should take sexual advances as a compliment and the man is entitled to a reward (her attention). Hollers and whistles do NOT make a woman feel attractive; it is an uncomfortable and sometimes scary experience (if it's a group of men that shit is scary).
cheflife 7
You deserved it for whistling...most annoying shit ever! But she definitely overreacted, so **** your life as well.
brandoneyez1 25
She thought you were whistling at her anyway... Lol sorry op
TrinityNevada 11
If I were her, I would have just ignored it, or (if I felt safe enough to do so) I would have stopped to confront you about it. There IS a difference between wolf-whistling and whistling a tune so she should have known better. She's probably so hyper-vigilant that she takes everything that way but some day she will slap someone who is willing to slap her back. I HATE it when women act like that because they can "get away with it" since they're the "weaker sex". I especially hate when women embarrass and shut down guys right in front of people or belittle them because if anyone did that to them, they'd be right in their face. This is Especially true if they've BEEN knocked down before themselves - they should know better! Women (and men) who get off on having the upper hand will some day run into bigger and badder than them and they'll get put in their place. Just take comfort in that. She'll get hers
syed121417 22
I completely agree with you. Personally, whenever I hear a woman hitting a man, I tell him to hit her back. It's just rude.