Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML
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Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said, "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML
Today, I was walking past the drive thru window at my job when I heard someone whistle at me. I whipped around and snapped at the customer, “Did you just whistle at me?” Turns out my new coworker has a tic where she whistles, and she was standing a few feet away. I accused an innocent customer of catcalling me. FML
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I passed a construction site. All of the workers started making a fuss and whistling, etc. Naturally, I got very flustered. I stood still for a second and faced them. One yelled for me to move because I was in the way of a girl at a stop light. FML
Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML
Today, I scored the number of a cute girl. I gave her mine as well, just before leaving the bar. As I waved her goodbye, I attempted to do a cheesy "call me" gesture with my thumb and pinky finger, and winked. For a reason unknown to me, I ended up flipping her off. I still winked though. FML
Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML
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Top comments
nix1993 41
I'd love to know what makes anyone think it's ok to slap someone just for whistling at them.
marcela_darocha 13
slap her back victory
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Comments (87)
Vlen_fml 20
yeesh, someone doesn't know how to take a compliment.
LatvianPride 16
What's with some women being so stuck up these days?
moonblossom 5
I'm a girl and if a guy did that to me ( around here they just yell or beep the horn) but I wouldn't care just like idc about the others. I think most girls are too uptight about that stuff, unless the person is threatening you just blow it off. If this was reversed a guy would be in jail by now.
worldclassrager 41
Maybe you could try singing or whistle a well known song
ENSanity1990 4
Sue for assault!!!!
LatvianPride 16
Unfortunately, that would only work if the woman was the victim... Society is f*cked my friend...
thenewgirl29 20
If you knew it was going to be awkward why didn't you just stop whistling for the two seconds while she passed.
limabeans101029 21
The slap was uncalled for and an overreaction. But a lot of women frequently do get catcalled and whistled at and it really isn't nice, even if it is meant as a compliment. So maybe the girl has had this happen to her a lot before and just assumed this time was the same. OP definitely didn't deserve it though, and the violence was uncalled for.
syed121417 22
Even if you were whistling at her, I don't think that's enough for a slap. Her ego got the best of her. If I got whistled at, it's a compliment. If you put your hands on me, now that's a different story.