Today, while I was waiting for the bus, I was whistling. I saw a cute girl running and I looked at my phone so it didn't seem too awkward. I was still whistling as she passed by so it sounded like I whistled at her. She ran back to slap me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, someone whistled, so I turned around. The guy behind me then said, "Did you seriously think that it was meant for you?" FML
Today, I was walking past the drive thru window at my job when I heard someone whistle at me. I whipped around and snapped at the customer, “Did you just whistle at me?” Turns out my new coworker has a tic where she whistles, and she was standing a few feet away. I accused an innocent customer of catcalling me. FML
Today, as I walked on to the bus, the girl I liked whispered something to her friend. Curious, I asked what was so funny. She said she never realized that when I got on, I shook the bus. FML
Today, I was walking down the street when I passed a construction site. All of the workers started making a fuss and whistling, etc. Naturally, I got very flustered. I stood still for a second and faced them. One yelled for me to move because I was in the way of a girl at a stop light. FML
Today, while watching a movie on my iPad, a really cute girl sat next to me. Suddenly, everyone on the bus started clapping. I started to clap very loudly as well, asking the girl why we were clapping. She gave me a strange look. I then realized the applause was coming from my headphones. FML
Today, I was on the subway and saw this cute guy eyeing me. I crossed my legs, tossed back my hair, and raised my eyebrows slightly. As he came up to me, my heart started racing until he finally started flirting... with the girl next to me. FML
Today, after seeing a cute girl on the bus, I tried to look cool by flipping my hair, only to smack the side of my head into the bus window. FML
Today, I scored the number of a cute girl. I gave her mine as well, just before leaving the bar. As I waved her goodbye, I attempted to do a cheesy "call me" gesture with my thumb and pinky finger, and winked. For a reason unknown to me, I ended up flipping her off. I still winked though. FML
Today, I was at the mall blasting music. I was wearing a nice shirt, and had my iPod in my breast pocket. I noticed a cute girl smiling at me, so I smiled back and as she started to walk over, I turned down my music while smiling. It looked like I was rubbing my nipple. FML
Today, I met a really hot chick while waiting for the bus. We spoke for 4 hours till we got to our destination. She hugged me and we parted ways. Later that day I realised she stole my phone. FML
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nix1993 41
I'd love to know what makes anyone think it's ok to slap someone just for whistling at them.
marcela_darocha 13
slap her back victory
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Comments (87)
FMLL2016 16
That's a good way to break the ice !!
Capitan 15
I'm surprised your usual whistle was enough to get a girl to slap you.
chance456 9
what a bitch
tumtum888 12
That's hilariously unfortunate. Next time just pretend that she hit you so hard that you need an ambulance
jo0owe 9
Wtf id be so pissed, im thé kind of Guy Who whistl all thé time! I think id.follow her anywhere, Just to scare her....
brewmasterg 34
That sounds like the sort of thing that someone who has a few restraining orders out against him would say.
vikky538 29
high five... sorry op...its unfortunate.. may be she is not sportive at all..
hamzor 5
Lol she's so up herself, next time you see her better stay away from her!
JD1147 27
I wouldn't take it personally. Maybe she's just born to be a critic.
Badkarma4u 17
I would have called the police and had her arrested for assault and battery.
doemetoch 28
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
That sucks, OP. However, I think I can kind of understand where she's coming from. I don't know anything about the area you live in, but where I live street harrassment is a real problem. As a young, somewhat attractive looking woman one cannot walk or run around in my neighbourhood without getting whistled or shouted at. Catcalling may seem innocent, flattering even, but I can assure you that it can really get to you when it's a regular thing. If she encounters a lot of actual catcalling when she goes out for a run, I can imagine she took your whistling the wrong way and overreacted. Did you get a chance to talk to her and straighten things out?
Slugable 7
Yes, cat calling is a problem but there's no need to hit someone in the face. it's just rude and she goes in the wrong.
doemetoch 28
Ok, she overreacted, but then again, it doesn't sound like she beat the shit out of him either. I guess I'm just sympathizing with her 'cause I can imagine slapping a guy when it's the twentieth time that day that some dude thought it was allright to harrass me while I'm minding my own business.
oscillation26 3
yeah but it wasn't catcalling, it was whistling. whistling should never be automatically assumed directed at someone. if he was staring at her and/or shouting things after her that would be different
cryssycakesx3 23
if whistling bothers you take much go somewhere else. it's just whistling. I bet most weren't even directed at you. cars parking in the crosswalk bother me but I don't punch them.
LaurAnn_fml 7
I wouldn't consider whistling harassment... Even if it was directed at her, it's just a whistle ... It's not like he was shouting nasty things at her... People get so worked up over nothing, it's pretty sad.
KrazyKatz3 26
If the OP was yelling at her and saying things about her body or whatever. There is still no reason to assault him. FFS. If he slapped her ass or grabbed her boob or something that would be a different story but the OP wasn't even looking at this girl.