By city_girl - 04/02/2010 06:34 - United States

Today, I got rear-ended. In possibly the scariest part of downtown. At night. By a man who spoke hardly any English but managed to ask if I would go out dancing with him instead of calling my insurance company. FML
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FPsLife 5

Silly guy, he already got to rear-end you, so what was the need to ask you out?

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responses 0

@op your telling me that he didn't speak any English but he knew how o ask you on a date? and he could say insurance agency?? BS

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pleasenopuffin 0

@5: You're telling me that if someone can't speak English they also can't use body language? or even broken English? You're statement is invalid, and you should apologize to the community for being so stupid and ignorant.

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babybubz 0

agreed. OP said HARDLY any English ..not DIDN'T speak any at all..

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LMA0 5

It's not at all 'lovely' how this poor, innocent woman was 'rear ended' by a foreign man in the middle of the night while in the scariest part of town. Sicko. ;) OP you're lucky you can't get pregnant from getting rear ended. ;) Just kidding. :p FYL, I hope you're car is fine!

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shadow33456 1

you-. him-. <==

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Moemoemoe_fml 0

To the 3 last comments: Kids, GTFO off our site.

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jisaac09 25

Please excuse my ignorance, but how do you say insurance company in body language??? And OP, should have called the law, its his insurance (if he has any) that should have to pay for the damage and you need a police report to do so.

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Freeze_fml 16

Your avatar looks like it's trying to say "****" in body language.

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tman118 0

ah so OP lives in Houston. I deal with that kind of shit everyday

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jisaac09 25

Freeze im tired of telling you...... IM NOT INTO YOU..... shit, i thought i made that clear in the messages, leave me alone, stop harassing me, im not gonna send you pics, leave me alone fag.... Im not gay, im not into guys and im not into you.

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crailboyne 0

and ur also not perdix, so stop trying to be.

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ShutterSp33d 0

Hmm? Couldn't understand you with Perdicks in your mouth.

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FusionPlacebo 26

#5: OP said "hardly any"

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premiermois 5

I am going to sympathize with OP if she's referring to Lake Street. Ughhh... *shudder*

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shinybluedollar 3

URGH! Lake street. Or in Frogtown over by downtown St. Paul. That place is SCARY!

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loto_fml 3

I hate it when FMLs go out of their way to point out when other people don't speak English.

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fudrick 0

The man not speaking English in this FML is actually part of the FML. I'm sure trying to sort out an accident with someone who is hitting on you but unable to functionally communicate with you is pretty tough.

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slice_of_fried_g 0

Exactly - It's a major detail of the FML if you assume op only speaks English. They said it with no implied racism/whatever-ism.

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Scourge87 0

Great way to break the ice that one IMO. Not. Not really at the top of the list, is it ?

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pandorasnymph 0

i would've called the police. in this situation, better than just solving it friendly :-|

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doink 0

Seriously. You are supposed to call the police in a situation like this.

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smashitsouop 0

Really? Wow. I would have danced with him......maybe.....

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ragsy 7

Look at the bright side. At least you got a date out of it!

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acinom 3

lol that's kinda of funny. but if it was me I would be creeped out at the time.

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FPsLife 5

Silly guy, he already got to rear-end you, so what was the need to ask you out?

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BlueTwist89 0

Lol. I guess it is possible. Come on. If he barely knew any English, maybe he only knew a couple phrases.

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