By teeth - 10/08/2011 17:00 - United States

Today, my aunt had to smuggle me some regular toothpaste. Why? My mom isn't letting anyone in our house use anything but "Coral Paste." There are actually lumps of coral in it. FML
I agree, your life sucks 40 436
You deserved it 2 826

Same thing different taste


LiveLaughFML 10

it's what all the cool mermaids are using! 8D

Anyone want to explain the benefits of coral toothpaste? Or what the **** it is anyway.

sounds like a lumpy situation. Sea what I did there? ..I apologize in advance everyone.

imthatguythatdid 0

Coral toothpaste! For that Minty Spongebob smell!

yamatelle 19

Considering the fact she might make you pay $27,601 in the future for raising your lazy ass, I would suggest you just use the coral paste and make the bill $5 less everytime she refuses to buy toothpaste. According to my calculations, that's $4,295 you're saving yourself from.

maz_irken 6

I'd be hell to brush your teeth with that stuff if you wore braces. The stuff would get caught in it.

38 if those are all the words you can say, I feel sorry for you. I shouldn't be bragging anyways. These exact words I am saying right now, are the only words I know. :D

-62 I feel sorry for you you've never heard of the word boobs :(

use baking soda and rinse with combo ever

rallets 22
Glitterhinoceros 14
Jennyboo5797 4

So, probably extra expensive tooth paste with bits of dead endangered sea life. That's the worst idea since that cologne with real bits of panther from the anchorman movie ;D

imthatguythatdid 0
sweetheartxoxo88 7

I know right! I didn't even believe there was such a thing until I googled it!

So this is like... O.K. Coral? What, too historical?

#42 Coral is closer to a sponge than a fish

pu13 5

80% of the time, it works every time

Kennzz 0

That stuff must make your breath smell rank. Gross!

That is probably the most disgusting thing I've ever heard of. Feel free to tell me I'm wrong.

Or slap some sense into her brain.which ever works faster

It makes me wonder what else OP's mom is gonna try to change in the house? Krabby Patties in their burgers? *-)

marix54888 0

just for the record you shouldn't use corral paste too often, it'll kill your enamel.

americanhoney4 6

I was wondering the same thing!! lol

Usually a health food store. Floride is toxic!

Coral Paste contains 1.23% fluoride so it wouldn't be at all helpful to someone who didn't want to use fluoride.

nativepimp 1

sounds like it would work well actually lol

I found it online cause I was all curious about it, u can only get it online tho

Your mom is just looking out for the family

eog314 0

yeah because toothpaste is SO dangerous

okiidokii_fml 6

77- it's not dangerous. Coral toothpaste is really good for ur teeth

eog314 0

129 - I never said coral toothpaste was dangerous, I said regular toothpaste is NOT dangerous. Follow me?

That stuff is really good for your teeth. Stop complaining.

the coral is a natural replacement for the tiny bits of ceramic and iron in normal toothpast

also alot of toothpastes have seaweed anthem as well

63-you are so sweet and polite :) that's really refreshing :)

Harsh abrasives are not good for the tooth enamel. Also toothpaste should contain fluoride. Using a soft toothbrush and brushing after meals and at bedtime, along with flossing daily is the best way to prevent tooth decay.

while that Is true, natural abrasives ar still healthier than acidic drinks such as orange juice or soda as natural abrasives break down much easier than artificial ones

xxxkittykatxxx 0

It depends. I googled it out of curiousity--you can buy fine coral toothpaste or you can buy coarse coral toothpaste. It even comes in bubblegum flavor

Coral Paste contains Fluoride so they are covered there. My best guess is that the OP needs to convince her mom to get the fine and not coarse because other than that I really don't see the issue with using Coral paste.

buff7 1

125- Nobody wants to hear a dentist preach on fml... Seriously, don't you have something better to do than that?

So, 164, dipshits are allowed to run off at the mouth every which way about things that they have no clue about, and the knowledgeable people have to shut the **** up? My, the world is changing...

I get thumbed down for being correct? Morons are running wild on here.

And where exactly she got the coral paste from is the question.

Quite... and do people realise how long it takes coral to grow? Not exactly a replenishable resource. Why not go old school and just use coal dust?

morganrules123 10

Coral is a specific type of underwater plant. The toothpaste his mother is getting has small pieces of this plant so, his aunt is secretly giving him regular toothpaste.