Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, at Walmart, a lady came up to me and informed me that I "look like the kinda skank that'd give it up on the first date". FML
Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
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Top comments
trippymane 6
YDI. Stand up for yourself. Don't let yourself be bullied.
yoimtrollin 24
Bullied by an ugly lady? Come on bro.
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Comments (62)
TheShadyMilkman 15
Brass knuckles work best for those who don't have the testicular fortitude to go it alone...
His_Holiness 18
Yeah prison rape is so much better than public embarrassment. Good plan.
zolziski 11
I think it's really easy for everyone to say that the OP shouldn't have allowed themselves to be bullied, but sometimes you get so surprised by a random attack like this that you respond with submission before you even know what's happened. I think this is why the OP is saying "FML", because they know they should have stood up for themselves and has probably thought of a dozen things they wish they'd said instead, but at the time somehow couldn't.
TiffGreen 11
Never apologize for something you didn't do. Also that just makes her feel even better!
Ziggy122 15
Yeah, Walmart might as well be a loony bin.
IT_Nird95 9
Unfortunately , that's nothing really out of the ordinary for a trip to Walmart..
seriouscat 11
I like how I knew this was Walmart before even looking at OP's username...
perdix 31
You've got to be subtle when staring at the hideous women. Some of the warts on the backs of their heads are actually eyes!!!
IAMVINCE 11
Should say "I think you have to apologise for being so hideous"
popaacxx 10
How does one gets bullied into falsely admitting to something?
Aryn16 14
geez, what if a girl that was actually attractive freaked at you like that.?
onerandomtask 14
probably would have handed over his wallet and entered the fetal position