Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, at Walmart, a lady came up to me and informed me that I "look like the kinda skank that'd give it up on the first date". FML
Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
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trippymane 6
YDI. Stand up for yourself. Don't let yourself be bullied.
yoimtrollin 24
Bullied by an ugly lady? Come on bro.
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Comments (62)
sniken 14
You could've just shrugged your shoulders and walked away from the troll.
ElatedEarthling 15
"I'm sorry troll, I can't understand your riddle and do NOT want to go across your bridge." Easy as that.
sniken 14
Haha, would love a brain that could give such sharp and witty comebacks in all stupid conversations.
TheShadyMilkman 15
#12 You totally get respect for the Monty Python Holy Grail plug...
Soloman212 28
... I'm quite sure Monty Python didn't pioneer that whole "troll under the bridge" folklore, and besides, that troll asked three questions, not a riddle.
Zen_Mei 17
She's hideous both inside and out. Ugh you should have punched her
fuzz97 23
why do people always suggest violence as a way to solve problems
kozzard 17
because its a short term fix for long term problems
Whydoyouask 11
She....bullied you into confessing!?? YDI.
Ameel_fml 19
How does that even happen? If I don't want to talk to some stranger, I just walk off. Why would anyone let a stranger bully them? o.O
PiNkMoOn 9
you should've slapped her!
fuzz97 23
seriously people stop saying things like this
xxGheTToGumbYxx 16
Don't be a pussy next time OP.
skyeyez9 25
I'm sorry ugly woman, I don't speak Walmart.
Zebediabolical 45
YDI, OP. Unless she's a Jedi or a Witch. In which case, run or burn her.
fml0505 22
Come on OP! You can't let that happen..
holagranola 15
Or you could have just walked away
BlackPhenom 9
The fact you're here calling her hideous and ugly while not having done anything at the time tells me all I need to know. Man up next time you won't regret it