Today, while I was out shopping, a fairly hideous-looking woman stormed up to me and accused me of ogling her, saying, "As if I'd ever date you!" Less than a minute later, she'd somehow managed to bully me into falsely admitting to it and apologizing. FML
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Today, I was shopping in the mall. A cute store worker kept checking me out, so after I picked a few things I went up to her and started flirting. After a few seconds, she cut me off and said, "Actually I was watching you because you look like someone who would shoplift." FML
Today, I went to the mall. While shopping in a store, a woman bumped into me numerous times. Getting annoyed, I turned to her and loudly exclaimed, "Are you blind?!" Turns out she was. FML
Today, I saw an elderly woman struggling to reach the top shelf in my local grocery store, so I went over and asked if she needed help. She then accused me of flirting with her and had me escorted from the property. FML
Today, I was grocery shopping, when an elderly lady walked up to me and tripped over her own feet. I caught her by the arm, at which point she shrieked at me for "groping" her. She ended up smirking as security threw me out of the store. FML
Today, at the supermarket, a guy started yelling at me for staring at his "woman." She frankly looked like someone had carved Mick Jagger's face into a turd. When I told him I have better things to do than ogle random women, he started harassing me for being "a queer." FML
Today, I was out when a guy walking with his girlfriend eyed me up. I made a shocked face at him and kept walking. The next thing I knew, his girlfriend was beating the shit out of me claiming that I was "the other woman." I'd never seen the guy before in my life. FML
Today, at Walmart, a lady came up to me and informed me that I "look like the kinda skank that'd give it up on the first date". FML
Today, while waiting for my order at a restaurant, a woman walked up to me and slapped me. She looked at me for a moment and said "Sorry, I thought you were someone else." Ten minutes later, the same woman came back and slapped me again. FML
Today, while in line at the supermarket, I told the lady behind me that she had a cute baby. She shot me a disgusted look and straight up accused me of being a pedophile. FML
Today, at a mall, my mom accused me of lying about being gay, just because I said I don't like shopping. FML
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trippymane 6
YDI. Stand up for yourself. Don't let yourself be bullied.
yoimtrollin 24
Bullied by an ugly lady? Come on bro.
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Comments (62)
Zen_Mei 17
Quick someone call animal control, there's a hyena on the loose
skyeyez9 25
A friend of mine who used to live in upstate NY called the ugly women there "snow pigs."
fuzz97 23
she probably did it in an attempt to boost her own self-esteem
EUPHORlA 12
You need to stand up for yourself and not let such people belittle you. I had the same thing happen to me at school and I just told him that my standards weren't that low and walked off...
showgirl10 3
You should have told her something like "Hey, I don't swing that way, buddy."
walkingspastic 22
I'm honestly more shocked that it was your first time at Walmart...
worldclassrager 41
I like name you put down... The second part you walked into...the first was probably confusion...
jackaced 7
Guess you had pussy written all over your face. She must've thought it was hers
BobbieH 19
I felt for you right to the point where you let her bully you. For that YDI. How exactly do you let someone bully you into saying you were ogling them if you were not? Now I have to ask, how do you stand upright if you don't have a spine?
Ameel_fml 19
I'm really interested in how the conversation went now. How exactly does someone let a complete stranger bully them into admitting something they didn't do? Any why even lsiten to the stranger anyway? When I'm shopping, the last thing I want to do is put up with annoying people, let alone assholes. I'd just walk away, tbh.
kaitlynjane 28
It's pretty sad that you cant even look at some people, let alone smile or try to start a conversation without them thinking that you're a stalker or murderer or something.
jman26 11
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