Today, while I was looking for a file on my boyfriend's hard drive, I came across photos of a half-naked woman wearing my clothes, but whose head wasn't really visible. When I demanded an explanation, I realised that it wasn't another girl - it was him. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend was extremely angry. He found a naked photograph of me online that he thought I'd been sending to other guys. It wasn't me. FML
Today, my boyfriend was showing me photos on his iPod when he came across a photo of a half-naked girl. He tried to play it off by quickly changing it, only to reveal even more half-naked girls. FML
Today, my boyfriend sent me a picture. In the mirror I could see a bra and thong sitting on his bed. They weren't mine. FML
Today, I found a pair of women's underwear in the laundry that wasn't mine. I confronted my boyfriend about it. They were his. FML
Today, I found out that my 'girlfriend', who I've been emailing with, was really my friend playing a prank on me. He asked me for naked pictures of myself and I sent them to him. FML
Today, I was at my boyfriend's apartment, when I came across a lacy black thong in the laundry. When confronted, he swore it was his. I don't know what's worse, the possibility that another woman left it there, or the idea that my boyfriend owns and wears women's lingerie. FML
Today, I turned on my boyfriend's computer and saw pictures of all of my credit cards, front and back, and several of my parent's credit cards. I looked in his e-mail and found receipts for items which had been billed to me and delivered to him, including golf clubs and my birthday gift. FML
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Today, I came home early to surprise my boyfriend. I walked into our bedroom to find him in dressed completely in my clothes, and in makeup. It took me a moment to realize it was him and not a female intruder. FML
Today, I was at my bf's house (we are long distance, about 5 hours apart). I found an entire drawer of another woman's clothing and belongings. He told me that they were his ex's, but I don't believe him. I thought he was the love of my life and I'm realizing I'm just his side piece. FML
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Top comments
Root123 0
How did you mistake his body with that of a woman's?
CptJackSwallows 0
haha, now to engage in blackmail and roleplaying!
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Comments (58)
24788 7
lol, that's just funny. Blackmail time.
C0okieMonster 0
Okay, how can you mistake your BOYfriend for a GIRL... is he like....really really fat from all the cookie eating and has gigantic man boobs, shaves his legs and has a really small penis, or are you blind as a bat and can't tell a man from a woman? YDI Cookie!
bugmenotmofo 34
No cookie for you.
htastick 0
Oh my god! Is he like,you know...in to men? Hahahaaha.
life_is_lame 0
i feel your pain. i just found out that a guy i've liked for two years has a profile (with pictures) on a tranny-loving webpage saying that he wants a hot load in his ass, as well as two boxes STUFFED full of lingerie and a pair of fake breasts. F our lives.
amc597 28
How'd you find that website? xD
stridercab 12
Ur boyfriends a fag. Go find him an ass-pirate to date.
Numba22 0
haha. but i agree with #7 he should be the one posting here and why did you need a file from HIS computer?
MorbidMalice 0
There's nothing wrong with crossdressing. Gay and straight people do it. Don't fret, indulge his fetishes so long as the pictures on the HD weren't being sent out to other people..
T1A2Z3 35
Very true
xoxoHearts 0
Holy ceow. Your boyfriend's a drag queen;; not surprised there. And WHY are you a nosy beotch and go through his stuff? You are a bad, bad girlfriend. o.0
_DumbAZz_ 0
That sounds...pleasant?
JJ_TheJetPlane 0
Why were you going through his computer? I don't think that's right, personally... but... DRESS LIKE A BOY FOR REVENGE! hehehe