By buttercup92 - 31/05/2016 03:45 - United States - San Antonio

Today, while hiking, I walked face first into a spider web. Freaking out, I shook my hair out in case there was a spider. Later on in the day the spider fell from my hair into my food. FML
I agree, your life sucks 13 942
You deserved it 1 159

Same thing different taste

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I have no idea what the gestation period is for spiders but I suggest you look it up.

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M3DO 24

You might as well go ahead and pull a Kurt Cobain, the spider probably laid eggs in your head.

Too soon. It'll never stop being too soon.

Too soon. It'll never stop being too soon.

Well at least the spider got to go on an adventure. Sorry about your food though.

I'd recommend talking to a trichologist if you have any worries about your hair, in the meantime, use a strong hair cleanser. Good luck

charmanderisfire 18

The only solution is to catch your hair on fire :)

Maybe it was a Japanese spider that committed Hairykari?

i think you must've been eating insects.

The level of NOPE is strong with this FML

The point of the story is spiders never hurt a fly only hurt a fly #spiderslifesmatter #keepspidersoutofcereal

I don't know why I laughed so hard at this one.