By Anonymous - 13/10/2010 14:03 - United States

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Today, while having sex with my girlfriend, her pet bird whistled a tune she'd been trying to teach it. She stopped and congratulated it, and I took the chance to move it to the other room to prevent further distraction. She got mad and wouldn't let me back in bed because I just "untrained it." FML
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DjeePee 24

You obviously don't know how hard it is to train a bird. Neither do I, but still I guess it's more difficult than having sex.

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alexFYL 11

It's her bird, not yours. So why'd you even move it anyway? Totally unnecessary. Just pick up where you left off and keep going. Gives your little man a breather anyway so he can calm down and go the distance. Also while training animals or children, you don't separate them from you when they're doing something you want to encourage - that's what you do when you want them to knock it off. Whining, screaming, barking... you ignore and leave the room. That's essentially what you did.

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cheerchika 0

fyl for having a childish gf. that was unfair. let me guess u didn't know u untrained it. thats understandable. if ur gf is reading this..... go to hell, u were unfair to him that night, and grow up k child go back to middle school and mature

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alexFYL 11

Umm, I might be in the minority here but I think anyone who whines about not being able to finish having sex is definitely the immature one.

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melainie 0

15... you are telling op to mature although your telling her to go to hell. people do stupid shit in life, it doesn't mean she's immature... maybe she's not in the mood anymore cuz she's pissed off

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rockyraccoon28 8

15, you're kind of overreacting, in my opinion. you just wished that a girl you've never met would go to hell, because...she didn't finish with her boyfriend? okay then.

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SammyS2012 21

Oh man. They didn't finish having sex. Who cares? There are plenty other opportunities to have sex. Sure, it might seem absurd that she's mad, but should someone be forced to have sex when they're no longer in the mood? Training might have taken a very long time; just because you might not get mad, doesn't mean anyone else won't.

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lexie2 0

ahh ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha ha. that's hilarious!!!

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imright24 0

Taking the bird into another room won't "untrain" it. Your girlfriend is an idiot and you should dump her stupid shit or she'll keep pulling crap like that.

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talb1 7

you got **** blocked by a damn bird!

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sourgirl101 28

Yeah, by A COCKatiel.

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Somefruits 24

If it was a male bird then you could just say "****-blocked by a ****!"

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kolidospaz 0

I have to agree that your gf was childish for not letting you back in. However, she was right, moving the bird out of the room after it did the trick she wanted WILL teach it to associate it with negative behavior, and "untrain it". YDI for moving the bird, but not for being locked out of the room.

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RedTriceratops 0

Everyone who is saying "fyl" is retarded. teaching a bird is extremely hard. depending on the breed, they are basically little 3 year olds. Daddy over here is just getting a taste of what it's like to have children.

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lovelyliz916 5

I'm with OP's girlfriend on this one, if she didn't ask you to move the bird you shouldn't have. Its her bird not yours!!

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DocBastard 38

Dammit, OP should have said "whilst having sex." Missed opportunity!!

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alexFYL 11

It's her bird, not yours. So why'd you even move it anyway? Totally unnecessary. Just pick up where you left off and keep going. Gives your little man a breather anyway so he can calm down and go the distance. Also while training animals or children, you don't separate them from you when they're doing something you want to encourage - that's what you do when you want them to knock it off. Whining, screaming, barking... you ignore and leave the room. That's essentially what you did.

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perdix 29

That's just an excuse! While you stopped and were moving the bird, the alcohol and/or roofies wore off and in a moment of clarity, she realized that you are just terrible in the sack.

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