By ByeByeBirdie - 29/06/2016 22:41 - United States - Montgomery

Today, I'd had enough of the annoying bird constantly singing in the shrillest bird voice possible outside of my window, so I chased it around the yard, shooing it away, as my cat sat there and watched. FML
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Your cat forgot how to cat.

Cats see us as stupid bigger versions of themselves. they bring us dead mice and stuff because they think we don't eat much cause we don't know how to hunt. So if it makes you feel any better, your cat was probably watching on with so much pride :)

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Your cat forgot how to cat.

how do these stories get posted and great ones get stuck in moderation??

Or doomed to the B-Movie life of Almost FML.

Well, at least your cat isn't going out and killing wildlife. It's a good thing!

But cats are predators.

#14 Cats are non-native predators, which is why they shouldn't be let out where they can kill native wildlife. House cats kill about 4 billion wild animals a year in the US.

Yup, and 90% of internet facts are made up 82% of the time according to a recent study conducted by my kids skid stained underwear.

Looks like the tables have turn, get used to the kitty box because your feline friend is now running this house

What do you mean "now"? Cats run the house as soon as they arrive.

Enjoy nature, some people don't get to have birds or squirrels outside of their windows.

In the same way some people don't get to have crackheads breaking into their houses in the wee hours of the morning.

Your cat seems to be lacking 'Cat- ness'!

Shotgun, it's called a shotgun.

That's a bit harsh on the cat don't you think!?

Cats see us as stupid bigger versions of themselves. they bring us dead mice and stuff because they think we don't eat much cause we don't know how to hunt. So if it makes you feel any better, your cat was probably watching on with so much pride :)

Birds will often gather around a predator (cat or dog qualifies) and make a terrible racket to warn other birds. Bring your cat inside and they'll stop.

It's more likely normal morning bird calls.

You should have use a giant catapult to fire pigs at it! No. Wait. Other way around!

Use a giant pig to fire catapults?