Intimacy, Sex and Scary: Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I felt something tickling...

By Elle(; - 11/08/2019 06:00 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, I felt something tickling my neck. Thinking it was him, I ignored it. Just when I was about to climax, I looked down to see a lizard on me. FML

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Same thing different taste

By Anonymous - 07/11/2010 22:00 - United States

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend, when I lifted myself up a little bit. What I was not prepared for was my boyfriend leaning down to kiss my neck. We collided heads, hard. FML

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Easily scared

By Anonymous - 17/02/2022 17:59 - France

Today, I was having some sexy time with my boyfriend, when suddenly he jumped out of the bed, screaming. Not having my glasses on, it took me few seconds to understand that a voyeurist cockroach was in the bed with us. FML

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By Drafrica - 13/10/2014 10:20 - South Africa

Today, I was having sex with my boyfriend in the missionary position. Once again, our cat decided to crawl onto his back and stare at me. FML

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By DisgustinglyFrustrated - 10/10/2013 15:40 - Argentina - Rosario

Today, I was talking dirty to my long-distance lover while touching myself, when a cockroach fell from my ceiling and landed on the hand I was molesting myself with. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/08/2011 17:35 - Canada

Today, I tried to impress the guy I like. He breeds reptiles, and I happen to have a snake and a lizard. I went over to his house to show them off. He opened the door just as my lizard fell between my boobs. He had to help me get it out. FML

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By Sugao - 10/12/2008 07:48 - France

Today, during foreplay with my boyfriend, I put my legs around his neck. He pushed them away violently, shouting, "Bloody hell, it's prickling me!" I'd shaved the day before. FML

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By C0r1nn3 - 07/06/2012 04:02 - United States - Santa Clara

Today, I was cuddling with my boyfriend in bed after a round of amazing sex. He decided it would be a great time to stick his finger up my nose. FML

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By Iguana - 12/09/2012 02:35 - Canada - Oromocto

Today, my boyfriend invited me over to "play with his lizard." After excitedly rushing across town, I realized this wasn't a euphemism, he actually bought an Iguana. FML

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By BigBangrocksthenight - 03/04/2010 00:31 - United States

Today, I was making out with my boyfriend. Things got kind of heated, so he decided to take off my bra. They cooled back down when a bug flew out. FML

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Woof woof

By kjdhfakjs - 20/05/2010 18:32 - United States

Today, while having sex with my boyfriend, he started pretending he was a dog. This included barking, licking my face, and scratching his ears. FML

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Sagar Nair 12

Sunday 11 August 2019 8:17

So technically you guys had a threesome. Noice.

HokieJ 10

Sunday 11 August 2019 16:38

I'm sure there's a fetish for that!

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Sagar Nair 12

Sunday 11 August 2019 8:17

So technically you guys had a threesome. Noice.

HokieJ 10

Sunday 11 August 2019 16:38

I'm sure there's a fetish for that!

BurnInDemonFire 35

Monday 12 August 2019 0:46

Yeah, it's called **********, and it's gross, and illegal, depending on where you live.

cdaspirit 15

Monday 12 August 2019 7:27

Saucy

Kaneki Chiaki 15

Tuesday 13 August 2019 19:24

Feel blessed that it wasn't a spider.

Taurus_ChicKa 36

Thursday 15 August 2019 4:15

It's kinky to use a feather and perverted to use the whole chicken. I don't know what category a lizard falls into.

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Same thing different taste

Easily scared

Woof woof

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