Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML
Today, I had my first astounding orgasm, during which I simultaneously shat myself and vomited. I'm so thankful my new partner was present. FML
Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my boyfriend. I got so nervous that a few minutes into it, I had to stop to take my inhaler. This happened twice more afterwards. FML
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Doortje 30
Well, if it felt good, who cares? Hyperventilate away :')
Alleged_Cranium 7
23: Giving her your 1 incher 3 times does not count as 3 inches.
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Comments (114)
you_and_me_fml 8
maybe you shouls hace practiced that part before
MikeGel 6
exactlyyyy :)
acelucas 0
Practice makes perfect right?
MrLaryRottweila 1
lol just stick to ****
MariaxMayhem 0
#14 your default pic is a win!! xD
11wanda11 6
sorry to say but if your hyperventilating during sex, your a long way from your first.
tjgreen 0
if your a collingwood supporter you shouldn't be reproducing
all4pooh 4
This made me laugh pretty hard
HomeAl0ne 20
Wait, are you sure it wasn't an ******?
DGross 8
Win :)
MaiDeath 0
Haha! Awhh now I feel badd
marlie_x 8
more reason to keep practicing ;)
MikeGel 6
that's what's up lol
luke1998 0
if thats really ur pic marlie u are realy georgouse
slappygecko 21
Love between you two would be illegal
africanelephants 7
does anyone else think it's weird that OPs orgasms are like hyperventilating....?
likeyourelooking 6
Hahahahahha yes.
jordanprodigy023 0
I see that your boyfriend is or whoever it is isn't satisfying you
FlashBurn 13
That's what you get for dating a micropenis. Hint: Cell phone + vibrate mode. Except if you have a phone like the HTC Evo...
kingtz 6
Make sure it's your own phone and not your sister's.
firecapez 4
lol, old FML references are always nice :)
SassiestLemon 2
I greatly enjoyed that reference 52. Especially since that's what I thought right when I read this.
EatnBeef 7
win!!!!!! I saw that FML lol
EatnBeef 7
win!!!!!! I saw that FML lol
CryMoreFMLs 15
I see what you referenced there, an I approve heartily!
Jimboom 12
Hyperventilating eh? Blow into this bag.... err. sorry, what I meant to say was blow this bag.... now the shaft.... :-P