Today, while having sex, I thought I was having an orgasm for the first time. Turns out I was just hyperventilating. FML
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Today, my boyfriend and I were getting intimate. As I started getting close to having my first ever orgasm, I got extremely short of breath and started hyperventilating. His reaction was to cover my mouth to shut me up. FML
Today, my boyfriend and I were about to make love for the first time. The moment my bra came off, he started hyperventilating to the point of blacking out. So much for that. FML
Today, I was having sex with a guy that I just met, and when I thought he was about to orgasm, he actually had an asthma attack. FML
Today, I had an amazing orgasm. So great that the shortness of breath triggered an extreme asthma attack. FML
Today, while my boyfriend and I were having sex, I had my first orgasm. He thought something was wrong, so he stopped. FML
Today, I finally lost my virginity, all while in the passionate throes of an asthma attack. FML
Today, I had my first orgasm. I also came to the realization that whenever I orgasm I get an uncontrollable case of hiccups for at least half an hour afterwards. FML
Today, my girlfriend put a paper bag over my head while we had sex. Her reason? Because she thinks she is so good in bed she was worried I'd hyperventilate due to all the excitement. Instead I fainted due to lack of oxygen after three minutes. FML
Today, I had my first astounding orgasm, during which I simultaneously shat myself and vomited. I'm so thankful my new partner was present. FML
Today, it was my first time having a make out session with my boyfriend. I got so nervous that a few minutes into it, I had to stop to take my inhaler. This happened twice more afterwards. FML
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Doortje 30
Well, if it felt good, who cares? Hyperventilate away :')
Alleged_Cranium 7
23: Giving her your 1 incher 3 times does not count as 3 inches.
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Comments (114)
kemar7856 0
how do you not know what an ****** feels like I call fake
sweet_blue 3
sucks to be u
42billybob 5
Rapid involuntary muscular contractions, if you've never had one or the other I could see that being confusing.
ImKindaABigDeal 6
oh it's all politics these days I wouldn't really expect you to understand
contedefees 11
********** more! have some nice relaxing alone time every day, don't think about orgasming, just focus on how your body responds. It's really sad that women don't seem to take the time to learn about their bodies.
Stupidpeopleanno 5
Noob.
showmyboobs 5
I have a lipstick named organism and it turns me on
SassiestLemon 2
75- My friend had that same picture on his PS3.
InitiateMeDharma 3
Organisms are pretty hot, 75
mrbungles 0
your man sucks, not your life.
briidontgive_ 0
Hahaha bestt comment evar
greensweater124 0
what's hyperventilating?
allmine133 0
No one said anything about them being over weight. you don't have to be an overweight person to hyperventilate. So don't just assume and be a dick.