God sees all but I guess this time his followers saw a little to much

That's what they get for (presumably) looking through peoples windows!

I rather hope you didn't stop.

While living in SA we had continuous visits from JW's every other day for weeks they canvased our neighborhood.. I finally got tired of chasing them off.. so the next time they came to the door. I stripped down to my tightey whiteys, messed up my hair and answered while breathing hard.. and said what do you want!? you just interrupted me and my wife having a quickie ... they never came back

We don't believe in hell and dnt wrry we will be back

Look 'em in the eye and finish

That was a good idea :)

That lucky bastard.

That neither works for the JWs nor the Mormons. I have found though that if you tell them that they must sign a contract before entering your house that makes them pay you for any mention of religion, God, saving souls, Bibles, One true church and the such, they will go away and never come back.

It's his house, he can do whatever he wants, maybe it will scare the annoying bastards away.

Such a fat squirrel... how is the branch holding him? He can hold a lot of nuts in his mouth...whorrel

Thou shall not wank

Sometimes, things like this happen. Maybe the OP didn't notice that his windows were open or maybe these JWs tried to check if someone's at home?

You should have walked out and offered to shake their hand

Hey, there is nothing wrong with firing off a few knuckle children. And I'm sure op wasn't just whackin away in front of an open front door, so whatever was seen by the witness is their own fault.

At least you don't have to worry about them coming back…

2, He probably wasn't expecting company. Plus, we all just learned how to get them to leave us alone. Woohoo! *complete sarcasm (I wouldn't want random people watching me get off)*

The power of christ compels you!!

Lmao

I just remembered the scene in SouthPark where in the episode where there is no more internet, Randy uses the Red Cross's Internet to jack off. When they found him, Randy was saying, "oh God!!! there was this huge white ghost and I was fighting it! Don't you see all of his ectoplasm?" Sorry in advance to hardcore SouthPark fans if I got the quote wrong.

Oh GOD... OOH GOD, YES GOD!!!! OOOH OOOOH!

I was the 100th thumbs up on this comment!

And I was the fourth thumbs down on yours, 161. And no one cares.

No need to be a bitch about it

164- you're right! If no one cares, then why did you do the same? *no common sense on this site.

And I was the 13th on yours. We see what the world is coming too. >_

For he (or it rather) has risen

It is said that every time you **********, God kills a kitten. If that's true, all of us here on FML have contributed to insane amounts of Kitty-cide...

Kittens turn into cats, now hand me my lotion.

******* hypocrites

Ha

Rotflmfao

161 I am honoured that you felt the need to post about it but its no big achievement

God isnt real

I read that as dog is everywhere. Close enough.

Congratulations #161!!! I was your 80th thumbs down!!!

For a change.

Exactly. Also if you don't understand my comment, you're out of luck, I'm not explaining it.

Aha, well done.

Gee 13 I don't seem to recall anyone asking...

35 - someone will eventually.

I don't understand your comment. Please explain.

It's pretty self explanatory..?

Lol, read #4's profile. Against homophobes, then he wonders why he got banned using the word "******".

It's okay 104. His girlfriend of seven months likes him.

And he's working at his dream job giving popcorn to his bum buddy. Don't mess with this guy.

Ignorance.

I think its funny trying to be all big and bad. 7 months wow thats a long relationship try 3 years and and one of them spent apart do to army which is fine we both understand thats why we signed. But remember she likes u, Why doesn't she love u? To me you are not even worth thumbing down. Ur entire profile screams give me attention yeah grow up.

Da fawk duude?

I think 170 just had an emotional break down on FML...

You shouldn't be saying things like that

It's cool guys, he just forgot his bloating medication. I'm not going to argue with a guy like him, it's like arguing with a blonde, after hours of logical appeals, you still end up looking for the corner in the circular room. Arguing with people over the Internet is lame. I have one thing to say to him. Your middle sprinkler in your backyard is broken. You might want to get that fixed. LoganBurrito I haven't seen you forever.

4, By far, hands down the funniest comment I've read in FML. And I've been reading them for over 3 years now. I always talk about how they have no proof :-).

on FML*... Doh!

Thanks :D

Yea right like every other religion has proofed shit at least they don't rape little kids

Good one, but Jehovah's Witnesses don't believe in Jesus.

Oops my bad. I was thinking about Mormons then. Both do show up to your door and solicit religion.

They do believe Jesus... I'm one I should know.

Yay now my first comment is validated ;)

50: I think you're confusing Jehova's Witnesses with another religion because they do believe in Jesus.

Ahhhh....yes they do! If it's in the bible, they believe in it! And I'm pretty sure last I check Jesus was in the bible!!

They believe in Jesus but they don't believe in the Trinity.

They do believe in Jesus.

wait, I'm confused, do they believe in jesus or not?

I'm a JW and yes we believe in Jesus. We don't believe in the trinity.

10 you suck

Ah sarcasm. I love you. Haha

Damnit I didn't mean to comment that

They do believe in Jesus I am one

I'm pretty sure that JWs believe that Jesus was a prophet and such, but he was not God embodied in the second person of the Trinity. Correct me if I'm wrong, but that's my understanding.

-60 - so if you don't mind me asking, what do Jehova's Witnesses believe and why do they show up at your door?

Why don't you do some research before you assume something about another persons religion

Big lol!

Jehovah means Jesus. Draw your own conclusion. It's one of his many names. I think I'm gonna get thumbed down to kingdom come. *puts on helmet*

LOL no it doesn't. It's the Anglicised form of Yahweh, from the Hebrew YHWH. It's the name of the god of Israel. Basically, it means "God", not "Jesus". JWs don't believe in the Trinity, BTW.

324- maybe I was taught wrong? I was brought up in a Baptist church. I've heard Him be called (excuse my spelling!) Jehovah Jyra, Jehovah Shamah, and Jehovah Nee-See. I totally just sounded those out.

um yes they do.

Presumably, they saw him through the window.

I still wonder why on earth they'd look through someone's window. That's pretty rude, but he got what he deserved for it!

He got what he deserved? For what?

45 - For looking through the window!

Oh, you meant the Jehovah's Witnesses. The only "he" I knew was OP.

masurbatinf*

229- so much fail.

229 - Allow me. Procrasturbating*

I'm Mormon and I still would. ;)

Am I the only one who laughed their ass because of this comment?

10, I think Mormonism requires a belief in God.

51- no you're not but I was laughing because angrybeaver made a sexual joke.

I already regret that comment. Mods please remove or moderate that and this please.

51 - The profile picture made it even funnier for me.

100, Mormons do believe in God

51 I was dying

I'm Mormon too!

199, that's what I said. The person claiming to be Mormon made an atheist comment prior.

227, oh my bad, I must have read it all wrong, sorry! I'm an inactive Mormon

Your profile picture has so much win it's annoying.

Thanks. I think

29 your annoying

You're* ;D

81, your lack of grammar skills is annoying.

But that won't keep him from coming.

Actually they would still come back