By megasniper240 - 19/06/2012 15:35 - United States - Ronkonkoma
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OP here, to clear it up I was on my futon in my living room and they happened to catch a glimpse through the window. Also, it was an old lady with her husband.
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While living in SA we had continuous visits from JW's every other day for weeks they canvased our neighborhood.. I finally got tired of chasing them off.. so the next time they came to the door. I stripped down to my tightey whiteys, messed up my hair and answered while breathing hard.. and said what do you want!? you just interrupted me and my wife having a quickie ... they never came back
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JWs dont go around trying to bother people they simply want to show people what the bible has to say it self. If you dont want them at your house just tell them not to come back. If you do they wont rather than you ignoring their knocks at your door and people having to take drastic idiotic actions.
That neither works for the JWs nor the Mormons. I have found though that if you tell them that they must sign a contract before entering your house that makes them pay you for any mention of religion, God, saving souls, Bibles, One true church and the such, they will go away and never come back.
I just remembered the scene in SouthPark where in the episode where there is no more internet, Randy uses the Red Cross's Internet to jack off. When they found him, Randy was saying, "oh God!!! there was this huge white ghost and I was fighting it! Don't you see all of his ectoplasm?" Sorry in advance to hardcore SouthPark fans if I got the quote wrong.
I don't think that's what they wanted to witness, but hey, at least they saw something they can prove for once!!
I think its funny trying to be all big and bad. 7 months wow thats a long relationship try 3 years and and one of them spent apart do to army which is fine we both understand thats why we signed. But remember she likes u, Why doesn't she love u? To me you are not even worth thumbing down. Ur entire profile screams give me attention yeah grow up.
It's cool guys, he just forgot his bloating medication. I'm not going to argue with a guy like him, it's like arguing with a blonde, after hours of logical appeals, you still end up looking for the corner in the circular room. Arguing with people over the Internet is lame. I have one thing to say to him. Your middle sprinkler in your backyard is broken. You might want to get that fixed. LoganBurrito I haven't seen you forever.
Did he just barge in like an asshole? Or did you open the door while you masterbating somehow
Finish strong with direct eye contact. Then not even the Mormons will knock on your door.