By eyepatch - 19/02/2017 10:00 - United States - Albany

Today, while I was giving a school presentation about life as an injured, deformed soldier, someone asked if the reason I wear an eyepatch is because I'm a pirate. I wouldn't have minded, had I not been presenting to high-school students. FML
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You deserved it 414

Same thing different taste

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CheekyRaccoon 27

Should've said, aye I lost it battling Colonel White beard for the last peice of chicken, I should of known not to have challenge him for his chicken, but I wanted it so bad, since I hadn't eaten for some time. What I didn't know is that he liked to play dirty when he fights. Long story short I got forked in me eye. I'm sorry if you had lost your eye and not just happened to have the eyepatch for pinkeye.

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That sounds about par for todays educational system.

Why would you refer to yourself as 'deformed'?

jetblakk990 2

Wow high schoolers are cruel. I'm sorry to hear about that though. You're a Godsend and I'm grateful for your service ❤️

Best opportunity to make a joke about it and show them the truth, couldn't ask for better.

Puberty is basically hormone-induced brain damage, PLUS sleep deprivation from forcing them into schedules their bodies don't want to be on, PLUS they're still idiot kids. They'll be a bit better when they're adults and have more sleep and actual brainpower.