By Anonymous - 05/03/2011 06:07 - Canada

Today, I was performing a show about pirates for a youth program. A child started crying because I wasn't a real pirate. A little girl took my defense, saying, "He's a real pirate, his teeth are all yellow!" FML
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Doortje 29

Arr, time to brush your teeth, mate.

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IrishSoulja 4

It's times like these where you have to laugh

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muchagente 5

good acting, then

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Sadochan 0

You should've been the ninja who single handily defeated he pirates with his sushi of deliciousness.

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hideyoself 4

better yellow teeth than a wooden willy.

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Doortje 29

Arr, time to brush your teeth, mate.

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DaveOnDope 4

Arr, that's what I tell my mate too! Then I tell her, and here's yer toothbrush!

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Trupe 3

Well you could always say that was part of your costume. But that doesn't change that your teeth are pirate yellow.

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ambowew 7

You should have gave a crooked, seedy, yellow mouthed smile and leered at the girl. "Little girl, what's a horny pirates worst nightmare? A sunken chest with no booty." I'm sure you would have been a hit then.

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ThexForgotten 0

lol that just made my day

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UpsidedownKayak 9

Aye think crest whitestrips are in your future. You should get your heading to your local store and plunder their remaining stock, or arrrrgh you just going to stay in character.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Agreed. Brushing doesn't really whiten teeth. Get a treatment from the dentist or an at-home product. FYL because your feelings were hurt by a little kid. They're so brutal.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Agreed. Brushing doesn't really whiten teeth. Get a treatment from the dentist or an at-home product. FYL because your feelings were hurt by a little kid. They're so brutal.

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ImaginaryFoe 0

Agreed. Brushing doesn't really whiten teeth. Get a treatment from the dentist or an at-home product. FYL because your feelings were hurt by a little kid. They're so brutal.

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