Today, while examining my busted nose in the mirror, I had a sneeze attack. Now it looks like someone got their throat slashed in my bathroom. FML
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Today, I had a cold and was vomiting. I sneezed really hard, smacking my nose onto the toilet seat. I woke up a few minutes later with my nose bleeding, painful, and still stuffy. FML
Today, I broke my nose by sneezing too close to a table. FML
Today, I kneeled down to tie my shoe and sneezed, nailing my face onto my knee and breaking my nose. FML
Today, while putting a water bottle into the fridge, I suddenly had to sneeze. The force of my sneezing propelled my head against the open fridge door, causing a gushing wound to my forehead. Bless me. FML
Today, I sneezed so hard that I hit my head against the wall. FML
Today, as I showered, I sneezed, hit my face on the wall, got shampoo in my eyes, slipped on a bar of soap, bashed my head on the wall as I fell, grabbed at the walls to stop me from falling and happened to turn off the cold water, scorching me. FML
Today, I heard my coworker sneeze on the other side of the break room, and right after I felt something wet hit my cheek. FML
Today, I strained so hard while on the toilet that I gave myself a nosebleed. FML
Today, I sneezed while I was throwing up into the toilet. It turns out that throwing up is even less pleasant when the puke violently shoots out through your nose. FML
Today, I was picking my nose so aggressively that I flicked a booger right into my eye. FML
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feven 32
Is that the cover up story OP? Is there something else you'd like to share with us...
SecundusSecunda 27
It was the hash slinging slasher!
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Comments (25)
lee31elle 15
Now go and use this as an opportunity to scare people...
SUN_lover 19
Way to draw a picture for us of the messed up bathroom. I gagged a little bit. Hope you are feeling better OP.
Stoogey 16
I'm sorry but that's the funniest thing I've seen all day.
firemuncher 19
ya...sneezing YOUR NOT FOOLING ME MATE YOU COVERING FOR SOMETHING
LyricaSilvan 30
I'm not sure why...maybe because I'm really, really tired, but I laughed at this one. I am probably a terrible person.
writergirl1029 17
I did too, but I'm half asleep.
videogames4life 10
what happened that caused the broken nose?
coolname523 3
Oh nose...
straymondar 10
I'm weak as **** rn
kimise 21
Press your tongue tightly on your palate before you sneeze, it stops the sneezing action. Not that it helps much now but... For future reference I guess
AspieGirl88 7
I can empathise, as I've suffered nosebleeds since I was very young. I still remember a time when I freaked out my mum & granny, whilst enduring a nosebleed. The blood didn't seem to be coming out quickly enough for the flow & it decided to start coming out of both my eyes (which resulted in a very fast trip to the hospital). It never came from my eyes ever since. The doctors were always trying to cauterise the back of my nose (I counted more than 10 of those appointments), but it never stopped the blood from pouring out again & again ... I still do get heavy nosebleeds from time to time; mostly when I'm really stressed out or too hot. Honestly, if it had been ME in the middle of a nosebleed & then I suddenly had a sneezing fit, I have to confess that I'd also have a fit of the giggles (I always laugh when I sneeze, for some weird reason). I wouldn't laugh at your misfortune, though, as I'm more respectful than that. =o)