Miscellaneous: Today, while enjoying the nice weather in a park, I opened my...

By ssjfml - 11/08/2015 14:56 - Denmark - Copenhagen

Today, while enjoying the nice weather in a park, I opened my eyes to the sight of some guy jacking off, half-hidden behind a tree. FML

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By scarredforlife - 16/06/2013 23:27 - United States - Brooklyn

Today, in public, a homeless guy looked me in the eyes and started wanking. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/05/2019 02:00

Today, I got lost in a car park, late at night, unable to find my car. I started panicking, so I called my dad. I sat down to catch my breath. After about 2 minutes, I heard a noise. I looked up to see a guy jerking off while watching me. He smiled, so I instinctively threw my backpack at his junk and he ran off. FML

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By Wade - 30/05/2009 00:43 - United States

Today, I was sitting under a tree at a park. The dirt felt a little damp, so I assumed it was dew from the night. A homeless man walks over and asks me to move, then starts to pee under the tree, followed by another man. I was sitting in their bathroom. FML

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What a jerk!

By traumatized house keeper - 08/09/2017 13:00 - Germany - Munster

Today, while cleaning the hostel, I had to make some beds in a dorm room. There were three guys in the room, one of whom was sitting on a bed. He looked me straight in the eye and I gave him a big smile before I realized he was jerking off. FML

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By stewiesclone - 11/02/2010 09:09 - United States

Today, I was taking a dump in a public restroom. Minding my own business, I heard somebody go into an adjacent stall. It was dead silent and I don't think he knew I was in there. I thought I heard him scratching his arm or something. I was wrong. He was jacking off. I had to listen to it all. FML

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By Anonymous - 30/01/2015 20:16 - United States

Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML

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By today - 17/03/2010 06:12

Today, I put on some goggles on in the pool, only to go underwater and see an old man "discreetly" jerking it. FML

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Where on Earth do you work?

By Embarrassed ass. - 23/10/2015 04:05 - United States - Oregon City

Today, while on a walk during lunch, I urgently needed to pee. Not thinking I could make it back to the office, I slipped into some bushes to relieve myself. As I was going, I looked to the side and saw two coworkers staring back at me. They were having sex, and I'm there with my dick out. Awkward. FML

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By ThoroughlyCreepedOut - 07/03/2010 00:22 - United States

Today, while in a public restroom, a man entered the stall next to me and began vigorously wanking. He finished quickly, but as he was leaving he peeped in at me through the crack in the stall door. FML

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By someoneneedsassistance - 24/04/2015 15:07 - United States - Woodford

Today, while driving, I saw a car pull over with its hazard lights on. I went to see if they needed help, only to see the guy was jerking off to something on his phone. FML

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AnnaDeWitt 27

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:41

I guess you could call him a lumberjerk.

jjmack34 15

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:41

Well at least you only had to see half of it.

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olpally 32

Wednesday 12 August 2015 0:58

Wow, that's literally ****** up. :/ yikes.

AcieMcG 21

Wednesday 12 August 2015 1:00

Gives new meaning to having a woody.

getindoe69 17

Wednesday 12 August 2015 1:14

wow, your like it's so horrible because you caught somebody beating his meat...

rileyrae0000 23

Wednesday 12 August 2015 2:30

??? That is disturbing and potentially scarring. F op's life for sure for this

AbagaelMurray 20

Wednesday 12 August 2015 4:25

Plus, he's outside in a park. He can get nailed for public indecency.

worldclassrager 39

Wednesday 12 August 2015 1:34

Did something turn him on at the park? I sure hope it wasn't little kids

eddy1965 6

Wednesday 12 August 2015 2:18

A trouser snake does enjoy a nature hike

JohnTheDonJuan 11

Wednesday 12 August 2015 2:20

it seems like he was enjoying the weather a little more...

Thundaar25 11

Wednesday 12 August 2015 3:04

Don't touch the sap on that tree.

vikky538 28

Wednesday 12 August 2015 4:10

I am pretty sure nice weather means it does not include a creepy guy jerking off in woods

captainsmegma 12

Wednesday 12 August 2015 4:16

What a way to enjoy the day. Whack away!

ThePaperDragon 31

Wednesday 12 August 2015 4:25

Behold the wonder that is man.

llamingo 8

Wednesday 12 August 2015 22:33

In this case man definitely beholdin something

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Same thing different taste

What a jerk!

Where on Earth do you work?

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